female jokes gone too far?

[Ophir]

Punch her in the eyes.

 

[batmang]

Originally posted by: werk
You=dumb.

 

[J Heartless Slick]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
how is that being feminist? i call it being anti-stupid

That's like telling black jokes at an inner city Popeye's...

It's like telling mexican jokes to your landscaping crew...

You ever make holocaust jokes at the synagogue?

I suspect the people who bemoan "PC" would do that.

Where I work, you would get fired for telling jokes about beating woman.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: veggiefrog

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: rsd
Wow...ATOT's members have quickly sunk lower and lower this week. I can think of a handful of threads like this one where I just shake my head and hope you get run over by a guy drinking a beer and eating chicken in the ghetto.

Beer? You mean watermelon, right?

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1579333&enterthread=y

LMAO

 

[Modeps]

It appears common sense is not so common these days if someone actually tells the black eye joke at work.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: rsd
Wow...ATOT's members have quickly sunk lower and lower this week. I can think of a handful of threads like this one where I just shake my head and hope you get run over by a guy drinking a beer and eating chicken in the ghetto.

Beer? You mean watermelon, right?

How do you drink a watermelon?

 

[Brutuskend]

<Peter Griffin> "Why do women have boobs? So you have something to look at while you're talking to them... <:Q Female co worker's shocked look :Q> So you have something to look at while you're talking to them." <Peter Griffin>

 

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: dquan97
I know a bank of female jokes (as well as wife jokes) thanks to you guys, and my coworkers and I joke around probably 1-2x every week. Yesterday, the coworker sitting next to me announced to the group that she's tired of hearing them and wants me to stop. I was like :Q because they're pretty tame ones, like "What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?". This is great...now I got a feminist sitting next to me.

Now I have to start using PG jokes or knock-knock around her. :frown:

You're lucky they don't fire you/press charges.

I sincerely hope you're a troll, because if you don't think that "black eye" joke isn't horribly offensive to women (or anyone at a place of emplyment), you need to get some sensitivity training.

It's one thing to tell jokes similar to that when you're with "the boys" (close friends), but at work?

Idiot.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
i have a hunch you are being completely inappropriate and are totally clueless to that fact

Gotta be.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: iamme
i thought it was pretty much common sense not to tell those types of jokes at work.

 

[Mucho]

I have to take her side on this one dude.

 

[preslove]

I try to confine my jokes at work to the "dead baby" variety.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: rsd
Wow...ATOT's members have quickly sunk lower and lower this week. I can think of a handful of threads like this one where I just shake my head and hope you get run over by a guy drinking a beer and eating chicken in the ghetto.

Beer? You mean watermelon, right?

How do you drink a watermelon?

Who said you had to drink watermelon? Jesus... EAT you moron.

 

[psebas]

OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's a joke people...

i have a black girl that works with me , and SHE is the one that tells all the jokes around here...

Example : What do you call two blacks in a bike???? ( an Africa Twin )
What do you call two blaks in a sleeping bag??? ( a twix )

and so on... and so on...

if you cant take a joke , please do rest of us a favor ans just STFU and go back to work, i would hate to work in a place where everybody just sits at their desk all day just working , and nobody ever gives a LOL. The work is always done, and you just do it a lot more happy.

Have a nice day

PS- Why did god created blondes ?



because the dog cant go to the fridge to get my beer.



Why did god created brunettes?



cause the blondes couldn't either


have a really nice day

 

[CaptnKirk]

Hmmm, smells like vagina in here . . .

 

[thegimp03]

Heh, it's stupid to tell jokes like these at work, even if they are tame. People come from different backgrounds and will react in various ways. People get fired for this kind of stuff every day.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: rsd
Wow...ATOT's members have quickly sunk lower and lower this week. I can think of a handful of threads like this one where I just shake my head and hope you get run over by a guy drinking a beer and eating chicken in the ghetto.

I wouldn't do that....I have a flawless bumper on my car...I intend to keep it that way. The only accidents I've been involved in for the last 7 years were all due to people either hitting me or making left turns from the right lanes in front of me, etc. I'm actually a very good driver...even when holding a drumstick.

 

[walla]

i would never tell jokes like that. even if everyone laughs at them, you may never know who you are offending.

 

[Modeps]

It looks like we have another quality noob on the forums. Everyone lets please give psebas a round of applause for his obvious lack of experience in the working world, yet still saying what is right for a job.

I dont curse at work around certain people because they dont curse around me. It's common curtosy that is NEEDED in a place where you have to deal with people on a daily basis for years on end. Get a frickin' clue. :roll:

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: psebas
OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's a joke people...
[snip]

Let me guess... you're like 17, right? Because in a real job, the chances of getting away with jokes like that without getting fired are very, very small. That's just the way things are today. People sue because they get offended, and the company ends up paying. So the company says you can't tell offensive jokes. That way, if someone does, the company fires them and doesn't have to worry about getting sued.

Just a friendly warning.

 

[J Heartless Slick]

Originally posted by: psebas
OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's a joke people...

i have a black girl that works with me , and SHE is the one that tells all the jokes around here...

Example : What do you call two blacks in a bike???? ( an Africa Twin )
What do you call two blaks in a sleeping bag??? ( a twix )

and so on... and so on...

if you cant take a joke , please do rest of us a favor ans just STFU and go back to work, i would hate to work in a place where everybody just sits at their desk all day just working , and nobody ever gives a LOL. The work is always done, and you just do it a lot more happy.

Have a nice day

PS- Why did god created blondes ?



because the dog cant go to the fridge to get my beer.



Why did god created brunettes?



cause the blondes couldn't either


have a really nice day

I would not base my work place behavior on what someone else does. Also because something does not offend you or your friends does not mean it is not offensive.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: dquan97
I know a bank of female jokes (as well as wife jokes) thanks to you guys, and my coworkers and I joke around probably 1-2x every week. Yesterday, the coworker sitting next to me announced to the group that she's tired of hearing them and wants me to stop. I was like :Q because they're pretty tame ones, like "What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?". This is great...now I got a feminist sitting next to me.

Now I have to start using PG jokes or knock-knock around her. :frown:

you need to esad.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: psebas
OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's a joke people...
[snip]

Let me guess... you're like 17, right? Because in a real job, the chances of getting away with jokes like that without getting fired are very, very small. That's just the way things are today. People sue because they get offended, and the company ends up paying. So the company says you can't tell offensive jokes. That way, if someone does, the company fires them and doesn't have to worry about getting sued.

Just a friendly warning.

I love those jokes and I'd put your feet in the fire for telling them in the office...

 

[thirdlegstump]

Man I could totally go for a powerfvck right now..

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: iamme
i thought it was pretty much common sense not to tell those types of jokes at work.

qft... i would never tell that joke with any female other than a very close friend that I knew wouldnt take it seriously.. youre asking to get fired there pal..