female jokes gone too far?

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: rsd
Wow...ATOT's members have quickly sunk lower and lower this week. I can think of a handful of threads like this one where I just shake my head and hope you get run over by a guy drinking a beer and eating chicken in the ghetto.

Beer? You mean watermelon, right?

How do you drink a watermelon?

Who said you had to drink watermelon? Jesus... EAT you moron.

You replace the word beer with the word watermelon as suggested in your post then it's drinking a watermelon. I know you meant EAT but just going by what you posted it suggests DRINK. I figure if you can "WRONG FORUM" post everywhere, I can point out mistakes too.

 

[psebas]

Well i guess im just lucky i dont live in USA.

Oh wait , i already knew that,

thanks for all the replies that a «noob» like me has.

If a guy cant throw a joke at work because its a risk ( getting fired / getting sued ), who would want to work there????? ( im not saying that we do it every day, just now and then)

Sorry again , i forgot that we were talking about a country where a women can sue a restaurant for being fat, a guy can sue ( or the family ) marlboro for smoking etc etc etc,

WHAT DA FVCK DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE FOR GIVING ME WORK RELATED ADVICES???? BTW I'M THE BOSS!!!!!!!! AND I WOULD NEVER EVER FIRE SOME DUDE FOR MAKING JOKES ( EVEN BAD ONES) I'LL SAY IT AGAIN : IT'S A JOKE....



oh and i'm 28 .

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: psebas
Well i guess im just lucky i dont live in USA.

Oh wait , i already knew that,

thanks for all the replies that a «noob» like me has.

If a guy cant throw a joke at work because its a risk ( getting fired / getting sued ), who would want to work there????? ( im not saying that we do it every day, just now and then)

Sorry again , i forgot that we were talking about a country where a women can sue a restaurant for being fat, a guy can sue ( or the family ) marlboro for smoking etc etc etc,

WHAT DA FVCK DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE FOR GIVING ME WORK RELATED ADVICES???? BTW I'M THE BOSS!!!!!!!! AND I WOULD NEVER EVER FIRE SOME DUDE FOR MAKING JOKES ( EVEN BAD ONES) I'LL SAY IT AGAIN : IT'S A JOKE....



oh and i'm 28 .

You don't live in the USA, so I retract my statement.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: psebas
Well i guess im just lucky i dont live in USA.

Oh wait , i already knew that,

thanks for all the replies that a «noob» like me has.

If a guy cant throw a joke at work because its a risk ( getting fired / getting sued ), who would want to work there????? ( im not saying that we do it every day, just now and then)

Sorry again , i forgot that we were talking about a country where a women can sue a restaurant for being fat, a guy can sue ( or the family ) marlboro for smoking etc etc etc,

WHAT DA FVCK DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE FOR GIVING ME WORK RELATED ADVICES???? BTW I'M THE BOSS!!!!!!!! AND I WOULD NEVER EVER FIRE SOME DUDE FOR MAKING JOKES ( EVEN BAD ONES) I'LL SAY IT AGAIN : IT'S A JOKE....



oh and i'm 28 .

Go fvck yourself.

Any reasonably intelligent person would realize you have to be very careful when telling non-PC jokes in the office. Or just jokes in general. Only a moron would do it in earshot of somebody they might offend by telling the joke.

Please end yourself.

 

[xospec1alk]

I dont think its a matter of being PC or not...i think its about respect. but thats just me.

 

[Papagayo]

Originally posted by: dquan97
I know a bank of female jokes (as well as wife jokes) thanks to you guys, and my coworkers and I joke around probably 1-2x every week. Yesterday, the coworker sitting next to me announced to the group that she's tired of hearing them and wants me to stop. I was like :Q because they're pretty tame ones, like "What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?". This is great...now I got a feminist sitting next to me.

Now I have to start using PG jokes or knock-knock around her. :frown:

You can't be that stupid not to understand why she doesn't want to hear them.
Grow up a$$wipe!!

 

[Baked]

You're a dumb jackass for ripping on women at work. Do that at home or at the bar.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: iamme
i thought it was pretty much common sense not to tell those types of jokes at work.

Yeah...you're setting yourself up there. Not everyone has the same sense of humor (or A sense of humor for that matter).

 

[Legendary]

Hey guys...why do chicks have boobs?
So you have something to look at while you're talking to 'em!
<female worker in shock>
So you have something to look at while you're talking to em!
<still in shock>
So you have-- <cut to Boss' office>
/family guy

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: armatron

Originally posted by: iamme
i thought it was pretty much common sense not to tell those types of jokes at work.

 

[DougK62]

OP=tard

 

[Zombie]

Originally posted by: dquan97
I know a bank of female jokes (as well as wife jokes) thanks to you guys, and my coworkers and I joke around probably 1-2x every week. Yesterday, the coworker sitting next to me announced to the group that she's tired of hearing them and wants me to stop. I was like :Q because they're pretty tame ones, like "What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?". This is great...now I got a feminist sitting next to me.

Now I have to start using PG jokes or knock-knock around her. :frown:

"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"

If you think that is tame than you are a moron.

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: pancho619

Originally posted by: Bumrush99

Originally posted by: pancho619
The company I work for is 80% women

Where can i sign up??

Hehehe....let me fix that.

The company I work for is 75% non-attractive/old women, 5% attractive/younger women.

where do i sign up?


and for someone else in this thread.

it smells like fresh vagina in here!

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Hmmm, smells like vagina in here . . .

Excuse me, what did you say? (Good one, btw. :thumbsup: )

 

[Ilmater]

Guys, the OP was kidding. If he was serious, he would have replied again by now. This is either a parody thread, or just the OP's way of making a boring day better.

 

[J Heartless Slick]

Originally posted by: psebas
Well i guess im just lucky i dont live in USA.

Oh wait , i already knew that,

thanks for all the replies that a «noob» like me has.

If a guy cant throw a joke at work because its a risk ( getting fired / getting sued ), who would want to work there????? ( im not saying that we do it every day, just now and then)

Sorry again , i forgot that we were talking about a country where a women can sue a restaurant for being fat, a guy can sue ( or the family ) marlboro for smoking etc etc etc,

WHAT DA FVCK DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE FOR GIVING ME WORK RELATED ADVICES???? BTW I'M THE BOSS!!!!!!!! AND I WOULD NEVER EVER FIRE SOME DUDE FOR MAKING JOKES ( EVEN BAD ONES) I'LL SAY IT AGAIN : IT'S A JOKE....



oh and i'm 28 .

Oh, I thought you were asking for work related advice. You should have put in your OP that you only wanted people who agreed with you to post in your thread.

Joking about beating up women is okay where you live?

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: psebas
OMFG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's a joke people...

i have a black girl that works with me , and SHE is the one that tells all the jokes around here...

Example : What do you call two blacks in a bike???? ( an Africa Twin )
What do you call two blaks in a sleeping bag??? ( a twix )

and so on... and so on...

if you cant take a joke , please do rest of us a favor ans just STFU and go back to work, i would hate to work in a place where everybody just sits at their desk all day just working , and nobody ever gives a LOL. The work is always done, and you just do it a lot more happy.

Have a nice day

i agree with you 100%. i am so glad that I do not work in a place (or ever have worked in a place) where people are so uptight. i mean lighten up, sheesh. its a JOKE and no one is getting hurt. its actually OKAY to have fun and laugh while at work ...

 

[shuan24]

jokes are ok, but you definately don't want to be joking about beating women in the office. (or any other crude joke)

 

[Modeps]

Ilmater: Good point.

 

[BobDaMenkey]

Originally posted by: iamme
i thought it was pretty much common sense not to tell those types of jokes at work.

Seriously. Even with people who might take to that kind of humor, it's pretty bad taste.

 

[shaddupfool]

nerds..

Banned Troll with multiple accounts..

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: psebas
Well i guess im just lucky i dont live in USA.

Oh wait , i already knew that,

thanks for all the replies that a «noob» like me has.

If a guy cant throw a joke at work because its a risk ( getting fired / getting sued ), who would want to work there????? ( im not saying that we do it every day, just now and then)

Sorry again , i forgot that we were talking about a country where a women can sue a restaurant for being fat, a guy can sue ( or the family ) marlboro for smoking etc etc etc,

WHAT DA FVCK DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE FOR GIVING ME WORK RELATED ADVICES???? BTW I'M THE BOSS!!!!!!!! AND I WOULD NEVER EVER FIRE SOME DUDE FOR MAKING JOKES ( EVEN BAD ONES) I'LL SAY IT AGAIN : IT'S A JOKE....



oh and i'm 28 .

Oh well that makes it all better doesnt it?
so becasue youre the boss you feel that you can disrespect women with off color jokes and its ok?

wow I hope she sues you so hard you cant even afford to buy a coke...

 

[Crusty]

A perfect example of a thread gone bad...

where the hell is OP?

The pwnage is strong in this thread

 

[DangerAardvark]

I guess that's the difference between men and women. You could tell severed dick jokes all day long, and we wouldn't mind. We don't have to pretend like we have to stand up for "men everywhere" by defending each other at every turn.

 

[FeuerFrei]

I used to work with this woman who would always make cracks about "playing with my nuts" or asking if I would "play with her". It was damn annoying epecially after hearing it for the 20th time. At the time I was actually handling cans of Planters nuts.