Originally posted by: mikeyes
Be careful Preston. You're treading on my dreams.
cause ive never seen that movie
I used to eat there. Really good noodles.
A: So tell me. How can you look at an ordinary person, an innocent guy with kids, and then shoot him to death. I mean, how can you bring yourself to do that?
B: Innocent? Who-who's innocent, Wayne? Are you innocent?
A: I'm innocent? Yes I am. Of murder? Definitely.
B: It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder. But I know a lot of people who deserve to die.
A: Why do they deserve to die?
B: I believe they got something in their past, some sin, some awful secret thing. A lot of people walking around out there already dead. They just need to be put out of their misery. That's where I come in. Fate's messenger.
A: You just said an instant of purity was preferable to a lifetime of lies. I don't understand. What's so pure about forty-eight dead bodies?
B: You'll never understand. Me and you, Wayne, we're not even the same species. I used to be you...then I evolved. From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're an ape. I'm here...I'm right here... and you...you're somewhere else, man. You say why? I say why bother?
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
The first one is Slapshot.
Originally posted by: Robor
Originally posted by: Robor
Originally posted by: Robor
"There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
?We?re putting on the foil coach, you want some??
Those are still unanswered. No takers?
Here's another (easy) one: "Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 40 pounds... PORKIN' his wife."
Originally posted by: QUOTH
Correct mugs!
I used to eat there. Really good noodles.
Originally posted by: xeno2060
You just ate the most acid I ever seen anyone eat in my whole life.
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: xeno2060
You just ate the most acid I ever seen anyone eat in my whole life.
Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke.
M: Hi C. Killed anyone today?
C: Day ain't over yet.
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy? It's the free market. And you're a part of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you.
Easy one.
Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy? It's the free market. And you're a part of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you.
Easy one.
wall street?
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own. We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paper clip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it. Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy? It's the free market. And you're a part of it. You've got that killer instinct. Stick around pal, I've still got a lot to teach you.
Easy one.
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Friends call me Lenny, except I got no friends.
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no "vista", there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
There hasn't been a murder in six years. The system, it is perfect.
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing and then kill him the way I described in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer. I'm not stupid
Originally posted by: hotlatinjc
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no "vista", there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.
white men can't jump
Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Originally posted by: mikeyes
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
There hasn't been a murder in six years. The system, it is perfect.
Minority Report?
Originally posted by: hotlatinjc
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing and then kill him the way I described in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer. I'm not stupid
Basic Instinct