Originally posted by: Ballatician
So what do I know about diamonds? I'm a boxing promoter.
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: Orsorum
1. "Twins, Max! 16 years-old. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?"
Pretty sure it's a Woody Allen flick and prolly Annie Hall when his friend/tennis partner is trying to set up Woody's character with a date or such as.
Originally posted by: Ballatician
:thumbsup:
yup
Here's your list of friends in the order they died.
Pot-lid and binoculars, whaddya want?
A: If I survive, can I go home?
B: Yes, but only if everyone else is dead.
There's a way out of this game. Kill yourselves together, here, now. If you can't do that, then don't trust anyone... just run
A: So tell me. How can you look at an ordinary person, an innocent guy with kids, and then shoot him to death. I mean, how can you bring yourself to do that?
B: Innocent? Who-who's innocent, Wayne? Are you innocent?
A: I'm innocent? Yes I am. Of murder? Definitely.
B: It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder. But I know a lot of people who deserve to die.
A: Why do they deserve to die?
B: I believe they got something in their past, some sin, some awful secret thing. A lot of people walking around out there already dead. They just need to be put out of their misery. That's where I come in. Fate's messenger.
A: You just said an instant of purity was preferable to a lifetime of lies. I don't understand. What's so pure about forty-eight dead bodies?
B: You'll never understand. Me and you, Wayne, we're not even the same species. I used to be you...then I evolved. From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're an ape. I'm here...I'm right here... and you...you're somewhere else, man. You say why? I say why bother?
Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU JUST DONT TURN IT OFF!
I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us as much as we love it! That's what I want!
Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you - kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.
Which one of you butts said we were engaged?
The same person who said you had class, Jimmy.
Added more.
Originally posted by: sirjonk
From this moment on, you shall now be known as ... Sharkbait.
Originally posted by: sirjonk
From this moment on, you shall now be known as ... Sharkbait.
Originally posted by: sirjonk
This is where the law stops, and I start.
damn, gotta find something not on google.
Originally posted by: sirjonk
This is where the law stops, and I start.
damn, gotta find something not on google.
Originally posted by: QUOTH
Here's your list of friends in the order they died.
Pot-lid and binoculars, whaddya want?
A: If I survive, can I go home?
B: Yes, but only if everyone else is dead.
There's a way out of this game. Kill yourselves together, here, now. If you can't do that, then don't trust anyone... just run
How hasn't anyone got these?
Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: QUOTH
Here's your list of friends in the order they died.
Pot-lid and binoculars, whaddya want?
A: If I survive, can I go home?
B: Yes, but only if everyone else is dead.
There's a way out of this game. Kill yourselves together, here, now. If you can't do that, then don't trust anyone... just run
How hasn't anyone got these?
Battle Royale
A: Lemme ask you a question: how come I never see you eat?
B: I like to starve myself: it keeps the fear up.
Originally posted by: lizardboy
Originally posted by: Ballatician
:thumbsup:
yup
since i'm going to bed i'll throw out an easy one:
"You can imagine what happens next." "He fixes the cable?"
Originally posted by: zoiks
Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?
Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.
Carl Hanratty: Knock knock.
Earl Amdursky: Who's there?
Carl Hanratty: Go fuck yourselves.
Originally posted by: Robor
Originally posted by: Robor
Originally posted by: Robor
"There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"
?We?re putting on the foil coach, you want some??
Those are still unanswered. No takers?
Here's another (easy) one: "Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 40 pounds... PORKIN' his wife."