Five Guys?

Page 3 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.

satyajitmenon

Golden Member
Apr 3, 2008
1,911
9
81
Their burgers are ok (I prefer In n Out). Personally, I think their dogs are better. Bacon Cheese Dog FTW
 

Gibson486

Lifer
Aug 9, 2000
18,378
1
0
Finally went, their burgers suck! Don't know if they do this at all of them, but at the one near me they wrap up every burger in tin foil, even the ones for eat-in.

This is a HUGE NO-NO, as it steams the bun into a mushy consistency, NOT that their buns aren't McDonald's grade to begin with! To recap, they use shitty buns to begin with, then needlessly and stupidly destroy them!

It's the same as with hoagies or cheese steaks, you MUST start with a good roll or you've already failed.

Their fries are decent, quite good actually, but no milk shakes? No self-respecting old time burger place didn't have real milk shakes as a side.

But the main thing is, and it's laughable, is that this is a place that serves nothing but burgers and their burgers are freaking MEDIOCRE at best.

Any independent burger place worth its salt kicks 10 Balls' ass.

Yeah, it's good, but it i snot amazing. I guess people are thrilled that they can put many toppings on the burger.
 

Codewiz

Diamond Member
Jan 23, 2002
5,758
0
76
Finally went, their burgers suck! Don't know if they do this at all of them, but at the one near me they wrap up every burger in tin foil, even the ones for eat-in.

This is a HUGE NO-NO, as it steams the bun into a mushy consistency, NOT that their buns aren't McDonald's grade to begin with! To recap, they use shitty buns to begin with, then needlessly and stupidly destroy them!

It's the same as with hoagies or cheese steaks, you MUST start with a good roll or you've already failed.

Their fries are decent, quite good actually, but no milk shakes? No self-respecting old time burger place didn't have real milk shakes as a side.

But the main thing is, and it's laughable, is that this is a place that serves nothing but burgers and their burgers are freaking MEDIOCRE at best.

Any independent burger place worth its salt kicks 10 Balls' ass.


The buns are made fresh everyday and delivered overnight to the restaurants. I made lots of bread at home and I wish I could reproduce those hamburger buns. Their bread is delicious.

Second, are you so old or slow that you take more than 1-2 minutes to open up your burger after you get it? I have NEVER had a bun that was soggy or mushy. If your bun was soggy or mushy then one of two things happened. They screwed up and let your food sit prior to calling your number. OR you are so freakin slow, you left your burger sitting for 10 minutes prior to eating.

No milkshakes? I can explain the reason. They don't have a freezer. They don't want to store anything. There was an good story in the Wall Street Journal about them. It started as a family business and the family still owns over half the franchises.

But personally, my favorite burgers come from the world famous Beacon in spartanburg, sc
 

MovingTarget

Diamond Member
Jun 22, 2003
9,002
115
106
They are delicious, but I wouldn't eat there too much unless you want to die of a heart attack.

Also, get the "small" order of fries....
 

dfuze

Lifer
Feb 15, 2006
11,953
0
71
They just opened up one near me about a month ago, but for the price I haven't been too interested in going.
 

Felisity

Senior member
Sep 1, 2002
382
0
0
They beat every other national/regional burger chain hands down, IMO.

I think In-N-Out is garbage, I ate there twice when I lived in CA and got food poisoning both times. Two separate locations too. Naaaasty.
 

Possessed Freak

Diamond Member
Nov 4, 1999
6,045
1
0

I was with him till I read this:

Most fast-food restaurants serve dehydrated frozen fries -- that's because if there's water in the potato, it splashes when it hits the oil. We actually soak our fries in water. When we prefry them, the water boils, forcing steam out of the fry, and a seal is formed so that when they get fried a second time, they don't absorb any oil -- and they're not greasy.

Dude, I can see through the bag there is so much grease!
 

chalmers

Platinum Member
Mar 14, 2008
2,565
0
76
I like Five Guy's burgers.... If I get one, it's usually a little cheeseburger (the normal one has around 60g of fat... almost an entire day's worth)

If you are worried about your waistline implications, calories eaten in excess over those burnt make you fat, fat doesn't.
 

slag

Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
10,473
81
101
Finally went, their burgers suck! Don't know if they do this at all of them, but at the one near me they wrap up every burger in tin foil, even the ones for eat-in.

This is a HUGE NO-NO, as it steams the bun into a mushy consistency, NOT that their buns aren't McDonald's grade to begin with! To recap, they use shitty buns to begin with, then needlessly and stupidly destroy them!

It's the same as with hoagies or cheese steaks, you MUST start with a good roll or you've already failed.

Their fries are decent, quite good actually, but no milk shakes? No self-respecting old time burger place didn't have real milk shakes as a side.

But the main thing is, and it's laughable, is that this is a place that serves nothing but burgers and their burgers are freaking MEDIOCRE at best.

Any independent burger place worth its salt kicks 10 Balls' ass.

somewhat agree.. Not a horrible place, not a great place, but too expensive for what you get. And with the massive amount of food they give you, why are there peanuts?
 

Kev

Lifer
Dec 17, 2001
16,367
4
81
Five Guys is the taste equivalent of buying low-grade, high fat beef from Wal-Mart and cooking it on a George Foreman grill, and then putting all the grease drippings back on it.

Wow a cheeseburger snob.
 

ahenkel

Diamond Member
Jan 11, 2009
5,357
3
81
They're about as good as my local A&W burger wise. Granted my A&W isn't some twisted bastard KFC+A&W hybrid. It got lost in time somehow and still makes great food.
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
Forum Director
Oct 9, 1999
46,568
9,940
146
The buns are made fresh everyday and delivered overnight to the restaurants. I made lots of bread at home and I wish I could reproduce those hamburger buns. Their bread is delicious.

Overnighted from somewhere else? Lolololol @ your idea of fresh!

You make "lots of bread" and yet can't even match their McDonald's grade bun? How much fail is that? What IS your idea of a good roll, anyway?

Ahhhhh, South Carolina, NOW I understand! I've been down your way. You can't find a decent roll in the supermarket! Except for the transplants who know better, you folks still thinks hoagie rolls should be the pale, featureless, fall apart consistency of a 99cent bag of generic hot dog buns from the FailMart!

I live in an area where we KNOW about rolls. The cheese steak and the Italian hoagie originated in our area, and we know a good premium sammy requires a chewy, high-gluten roll that won't fall apart if you just look at it and adds, not detracts from the sammy!

No wonder you think Five Guys bread is delicious. You just don't know any better! And, again, massive, massive fail at your idea of "fresh"!
Second, are you so old or slow that you take more than 1-2 minutes to open up your burger after you get it?

If you're supposed to start eating them in under 1 minute, WHY do they take the then unnecessary and consistency destroying step of wrapping them in tin foil in the first place?

C'mon, genius, riddle me that!

You needlessly personally insult me -- over a burger chain thread, no less! -- you get it right back, asshole.
 
Last edited:

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
41,910
2,141
126
I'm getting the feeling that the quality of Five Guys varies from place to place. The one buy my work---there is NO WAY you can say their food sucks. We've got 40 people in my office alone that love the place, and we make a trip once a week to eat there.
 

SithSolo1

Diamond Member
Mar 19, 2001
7,740
11
81
The burgers are ok but the fries blow(Yes, I know I'm in the minority on this).
 

Kev

Lifer
Dec 17, 2001
16,367
4
81
Overnighted from somewhere else? Lolololol @ your idea of fresh!

You make "lots of bread" and yet can't even match their McDonald's grade bun? How much fail is that? What IS your idea of a good roll, anyway?

Ahhhhh, South Carolina, NOW I understand! I've been down your way. You can't find a decent roll in the supermarket! Except for the transplants who know better, you folks still thinks hoagie rolls should be the pale, featureless, fall apart consistency of a 99cent bag of generic hot dog buns from the FailMart!

I live in an area where we KNOW about rolls. The cheese steak and the Italian hoagie originated in our area, and we know a good premium sammy requires a chewy, high-gluten roll that won't fall apart if you just look at it and adds, not detracts from the sammy!

No wonder you think Five Guys bread is delicious. You just don't know any better! And, again, massive, massive fail at your idea of "fresh"!


If you're supposed to start eating them in under 1 minute, WHY do they take the then unnecessary and consistency destroying step of wrapping them in tin foil in the first place?

C'mon, genius, riddle me that!

You needlessly personally insult me -- over a burger chain thread, no less! -- you get it right back, asshole.

This is one of the more ridiculous arguments I've ever seen in my entire life.

Seriously, arguing about hamburger buns? Seriously? Is that what the internet has come to?
 

MikeMike

Lifer
Feb 6, 2000
45,885
66
91
This is one of the more ridiculous arguments I've ever seen in my entire life.

Seriously, arguing about hamburger buns? Seriously? Is that what the internet has come to?

Funny thing is those buns arent cheap ($.35 per)... they are Five Guys "special sauce" if you try their bread untoasted, it is very very good, and the buns turn soft when they are toasted, prior to the wrapping...

Perknose has no idea.
 

sourceninja

Diamond Member
Mar 8, 2005
8,805
65
91
They were great when they first opened here. Six months later you get a dripping nasty burger that is basically mush and wet soggy fries.
 
sale-70-410-exam    | Exam-200-125-pdf    | we-sale-70-410-exam    | hot-sale-70-410-exam    | Latest-exam-700-603-Dumps    | Dumps-98-363-exams-date    | Certs-200-125-date    | Dumps-300-075-exams-date    | hot-sale-book-C8010-726-book    | Hot-Sale-200-310-Exam    | Exam-Description-200-310-dumps?    | hot-sale-book-200-125-book    | Latest-Updated-300-209-Exam    | Dumps-210-260-exams-date    | Download-200-125-Exam-PDF    | Exam-Description-300-101-dumps    | Certs-300-101-date    | Hot-Sale-300-075-Exam    | Latest-exam-200-125-Dumps    | Exam-Description-200-125-dumps    | Latest-Updated-300-075-Exam    | hot-sale-book-210-260-book    | Dumps-200-901-exams-date    | Certs-200-901-date    | Latest-exam-1Z0-062-Dumps    | Hot-Sale-1Z0-062-Exam    | Certs-CSSLP-date    | 100%-Pass-70-383-Exams    | Latest-JN0-360-real-exam-questions    | 100%-Pass-4A0-100-Real-Exam-Questions    | Dumps-300-135-exams-date    | Passed-200-105-Tech-Exams    | Latest-Updated-200-310-Exam    | Download-300-070-Exam-PDF    | Hot-Sale-JN0-360-Exam    | 100%-Pass-JN0-360-Exams    | 100%-Pass-JN0-360-Real-Exam-Questions    | Dumps-JN0-360-exams-date    | Exam-Description-1Z0-876-dumps    | Latest-exam-1Z0-876-Dumps    | Dumps-HPE0-Y53-exams-date    | 2017-Latest-HPE0-Y53-Exam    | 100%-Pass-HPE0-Y53-Real-Exam-Questions    | Pass-4A0-100-Exam    | Latest-4A0-100-Questions    | Dumps-98-365-exams-date    | 2017-Latest-98-365-Exam    | 100%-Pass-VCS-254-Exams    | 2017-Latest-VCS-273-Exam    | Dumps-200-355-exams-date    | 2017-Latest-300-320-Exam    | Pass-300-101-Exam    | 100%-Pass-300-115-Exams    |
http://www.portvapes.co.uk/    | http://www.portvapes.co.uk/    |