Florida is the most worthless state in the union

Syringer

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Jeb Bush, old people, high humidity, flawed voting machines, it's no wonder people go there to die. I hate Florida.
 

IronWing

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While you raise several valid points I think you are being extremely parochial in your overall statement. Texas sucks worse. It has Texans.
 
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Originally posted by: ironwing
While you raise several valid points I think you are being extremely parochial in your overall statement. Texas sucks worse. It has Texans.

Yeah, but Texas didn't just slaughter UCLA.
 

IronWing

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Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: ironwing
While you raise several valid points I think you are being extremely parochial in your overall statement. Texas sucks worse. It has Texans.

Yeah, but Texas didn't just slaughter UCLA.

Was there a game tonight?
 

mrSHEiK124

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Mar 6, 2004
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Somebody needs to devise something that will let you flip people off over the Internet, because I'm flipping you off right now and wish you could see it.

FL FTW
 
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Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: ironwing
While you raise several valid points I think you are being extremely parochial in your overall statement. Texas sucks worse. It has Texans.

Yeah, but Texas didn't just slaughter UCLA.

Was there a game tonight?
I don't know if you'd call it a game. But UCLA and Florida did play some basketball tonight. Well... Florida played some basketball, UCLA just kind of stood around and waved their arms.
 

Maleficus

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Originally posted by: ironwing
While you raise several valid points I think you are being extremely parochial in your overall statement. Texas sucks worse. It has Texans.

Jealousy rears it's ugly head once again
 

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Somebody needs to devise something that will let you flip people off over the Internet, because I'm flipping you off right now and wish you could see it.

FL FTW

Now I have this vision of Henry Fonda from On Golden Pond flipping Syringer off.
 

dug777

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Oct 13, 2004
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Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: ironwing
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: ironwing
While you raise several valid points I think you are being extremely parochial in your overall statement. Texas sucks worse. It has Texans.

Yeah, but Texas didn't just slaughter UCLA.

Was there a game tonight?
I don't know if you'd call it a game. But UCLA and Florida did play some basketball tonight. Well... Florida played some basketball, UCLA just kind of stood around and waved their arms.

:laugh:
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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They're also the only state whose name starts with an F. Hell, it's only them and California that even have an F in the name! Damn Florida, hogging the capital F.
 
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Originally posted by: Jeff7
They're also the only state whose name starts with an F. Hell, it's only them and California that even have an F in the name! Damn Florida, hogging the capital F.

You forgot Souf Car'lina.
 
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I always thought it was Wyoming.

When I think of Wyoming, I remember the World Book entry that had a picture of a bison grazing in the fields and the Ole Faithful Geyser. That's pretty much all there is to that place, I think. But I guess it is a hell lot more picturesque and scenic than Florida.

Every time I think of Florida, I remember the Seinfeld joke about old people that 'sit low and drive slow' and how the State flag should be a steering wheel with two hands on it.

Wyoming wins, Florida loses.
 

Svnla

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Louisiana is even worse. Beside Katrina mess, La <sometime Ms> is in the bottom of most of the good lists <such as education, healthcare> and top of most the bad lists <such as overweight, no car or health insurance>.

La also has "crying poor me" Blanco <for 9 more months> and "chocolate" Nagin <for at least 4 more years>. Bad roads, idiots that keep reelect same crooks over and over. You get the point, at least you don't have to pay income tax in Fl.
 
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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I always thought it was Wyoming.

When I think of Wyoming, I remember the World Book entry that had a picture of a bison grazing in the fields and the Ole Faithful Geyser. That's pretty much all there is to that place, I think. But I guess it is a hell lot more picturesque and scenic than Florida.

Every time I think of Florida, I remember the Seinfeld joke about old people that 'sit low and drive slow' and how the State flag should be a steering wheel with two hands on it.

Wyoming wins, Florida loses.

That and you can't get an STD from sheep.
 

mrSHEiK124

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Originally posted by: Svnla
Louisiana is even worse. Beside Katrina mess, La <sometime Ms> is in the bottom of most of the good lists <such as education, healthcare> and top of most the bad lists <such as overweight, no car or health insurance>.

La also has "crying poor me" Blanco <for 9 more months> and "chocolate" Nagin <for at least 4 more years>. Bad roads, idiots that keep reelect same crooks over and over. You get the point, at least you don't have to pay income tax in Fl.

WTF are you talking about
 

Captante

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Oct 20, 2003
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Not to mention all the SPIDERS they have down there!


(sorry ... just couldn't help myself)
 

Svnla

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Nov 10, 2003
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Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Originally posted by: Svnla
Louisiana is even worse. Beside Katrina mess, La <sometime Ms> is in the bottom of most of the good lists <such as education, healthcare> and top of most the bad lists <such as overweight, no car or health insurance>.

La also has "crying poor me" Blanco <for 9 more months> and "chocolate" Nagin <for at least 4 more years>. Bad roads, idiots that keep reelect same crooks over and over. You get the point, at least you don't have to pay income tax in Fl.

WTF are you talking about

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_income_tax ...... is WTF I am talking about, feel me?
 

newmachineoverlord

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The closer to the equator, the bigger the spiders get.

Florida has three redeeming features.

1. It's proximity to the equator allows for lower fuel costs for orbital launches.

2. ????

3. Sea world, dolphins and aquatic research.
 

Kirby

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Apr 10, 2006
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I don't think there is a tax on food either. I know for a fact there isn't one on groceries.
 
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