Florida Man Claims He Was Robbed by Gang of Braless Thieves

[her209]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,430783,00.html

Bahaha...

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Guess they needed to get something off their chests.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Guess they needed to get something off their chests.

ZING!

 

[Newbian]

Willing to become a witness as long as they supply the ..... "proper" lineup.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Willing to become a witness as long as they supply the ..... "proper" lineup.

"Well, when I saw them they were pretty much running towards me, so could you have the line jump up and down a little?"

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Guess they needed to get something off their chests.

ZING!

 

[zinfamous]

Sometimes I find Florida "amusing," sometimes I wish it wasn't part of this country, and sometimes I wish I lived there.

 

[Vehemence]

I was gonna do a titties joke but WaTaGuMp's pretty much won this

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: zinfamous
Sometimes I find Florida "amusing," sometimes I wish it wasn't part of this country, and sometimes I wish I lived there.

I'm not sure I'd want to live there. Chances are they weren't exactly attractive females..

 

[Joemonkey]

was it dexy's midnight runners?!?

sorry, very vague reference, and you have to read the article too

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
was it dexy's midnight runners?!?

sorry, very vague reference, and you have to read the article too

I had the same thought

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Isnt Florida where people go to die? Seinfeld said so.

 

[imported_apocalypse]

Hookers running out of business there?

 

[Tiamat]

I guess he didn't think he got his money's worth

 

[alkemyst]

my money is on this guy is a poster here saw these 5 women coming up to him and simply threw his wallet at them and ran crying back home.

 

[lupi]

This story really needs a smokinggun arrest photo lineup.

 

[Atheus]

Surely he hired them to do this...

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Isnt Florida where people go to die? Seinfeld said so.

God's waiting room

 

[oddyager]

Dude forgot his booby traps.

 

[Greyd]

I hope they keep abreast of the situation

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: dNor
I was gonna do a titties joke but WaTaGuMp's pretty much won this

This.

 

[alkemyst]

hey half naked chicks running around in overalls isn't a bad thing to live around.

 

[walrus]

A ?heads up? for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 20 or so girls come over to your car as you are packing your materials into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a towel and Windex and with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts it almost impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say '?no? and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back of the truck. On the way, they start undressing then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on July 1st, the 4th and twice on the 8th, 16th and the 23rd.

So tell your friends to be careful.

BTW Costco has wallets on sale 1.99 each.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: walrus
A ?heads up? for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 20 or so girls come over to your car as you are packing your materials into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a towel and Windex and with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts it almost impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say '?no? and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back of the truck. On the way, they start undressing then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on July 1st, the 4th and twice on the 8th, 16th and the 23rd.

So tell your friends to be careful.

BTW Costco has wallets on sale 1.99 each.

I lawld pretty hard at this

 

[imported_apocalypse]

Originally posted by: walrus
A ?heads up? for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 20 or so girls come over to your car as you are packing your materials into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a towel and Windex and with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts it almost impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say '?no? and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back of the truck. On the way, they start undressing then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on July 1st, the 4th and twice on the 8th, 16th and the 23rd.

So tell your friends to be careful.

BTW Costco has wallets on sale 1.99 each.

LOL!