- Aug 10, 2002
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People at my office treat the cafeteria fridge as a free for all. I had a bottle of salad dressing in there that was emptied. I purchased a salad at a nearby store and when I returned to work, I went to retrieve my dressing from the cafeteria. I saw that some considerate asshole left me .25 inch of dressing. Furthermore, I marked the bottle with my name using black sharpie on the cap. It is clear that someone tried to wash off the sharpie ink as the letters are faded and light blue. Another woman had her entire quiche stolen. Tired of dealing parasitic cowardly food thieves. It is due time for creative revenge.