Food thieves at work need to DIAF

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Jeeebus

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Aug 29, 2006
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I've had a mini refrigerator in my office for at least 5 years. Ain't nobody got time to share fridge space with the common folk. Bonus - you don't need to leave your seat to retrieve food/drink.
 

WelshBloke

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
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You'd be correct.

If that happened to me I'd sue the guy/gal and make sure they were punished. I didn't mean you'd do something like that. Sorry for the bad example.

Good luck with proving that they added something to the food and it wasn't just bad food hygiene. In fact it's really difficult to prove it was a specific meal.

I just get round it by making my food so spicy that no other ah heck can eat it!
 

Darwin333

Lifer
Dec 11, 2006
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Make something really good, or even just another bottle of salad dressing, and put copious amounts of laxatives in it. Hopefully it kicks in during their drive home.
 

Darwin333

Lifer
Dec 11, 2006
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Who would EVER put ex-lax in their food in the attempt to expose a food thief? Such an act could be construed as intent to poison someone even if the food were not intended for the thief.

"The food was clearly labeled for me and I don't like the taste of the laxatives so I add them to my food, again which was very clearly labeled as mine. I had no idea that someone would be so callous as to steal my lunch"
 

snoopy7548

Diamond Member
Jan 1, 2005
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I've had a mini refrigerator in my office for at least 5 years. Ain't nobody got time to share fridge space with the common folk. Bonus - you don't need to leave your seat to retrieve food/drink.

Same here. If you're allowed to have a mini-fridge in your office or cube (probably not allowed at larger companies), its definitely the way to go. You always know where your lunch is and you can even put breakfast and other crap in there. The only time I open a communal fridge at work is when I use somebody's creamer for my coffee, or if I ate all of my food and I want a quick snack. jk...
 

Exterous

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Jun 20, 2006
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First day of work at my very first job and I walked into the break room to see my first ever boss eating my lunch. I must have just stood there and stared like an idiot because he asked me what was wrong and I told him he was eating my lunch. Turns out he and I had the exact same taste in microwaveable meals and he thought it was just one he had forgotten he had brought (since no one else there ate those). He told me to pick a place and he would buy my lunch from there.

That was almost 20 years ago and I don't think its ever happened again.
 
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Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
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First day of work at my very first job and I walked into the break room to see my first ever boss eating my lunch. I must have just stood there and stared like an idiot because he asked me what was wrong and I told him he was eating my lunch. Turns out he and I had the exact same taste in microwaveable meals and he thought it was just one he had forgotten he had brought (since no one else there ate those). He told me to pick a place and he would buy my lunch from there.

That was almost 20 years ago and I don't think its ever happened again.
LOL! That’s awesome.
 

NetWareHead

THAT guy
Aug 10, 2002
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Someone took an ENTIRE quiche? That's a rather large item.

Yep. She was planning on eating it throughout the week. Gone. Another guy brought in a loaded dinner plate with chicken, rice and beans on it wrapped in plastic wrap. Somebody actually ate all the chicken and left the rice/beans alone and put the plate back in the fridge. It takes some set of balls to pull shit like this...
 

RearAdmiral

Platinum Member
Jun 24, 2004
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Yep. She was planning on eating it throughout the week. Gone. Another guy brought in a loaded dinner plate with chicken, rice and beans on it wrapped in plastic wrap. Somebody actually ate all the chicken and left the rice/beans alone and put the plate back in the fridge. It takes some set of balls to pull shit like this...

I think this would be a fun question to ask employers during interviews! "Tell me about any kitchen related issues you have had to resolve." lol
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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There are actual thieves at the workplace. My wife brought in a nice thermos that was simply taken.
 

Charmonium

Diamond Member
May 15, 2015
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I'm surprised no one has suggested the idea of a surveillance camera. A pinhole camera in a bottle of Ipecac or something else no one would ever touch could work. And they're so cheap now that even if it gets stolen it's no great loss. Plus if you happen to catch the thief or thieves, there's always the chance you could get them suspended or fired. It would be well worth the effort and potential expense. The battery life on a small usb camera should be good enough to last at least one 8-9 hour work day.
 

NetWareHead

THAT guy
Aug 10, 2002
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I'm surprised no one has suggested the idea of a surveillance camera. A pinhole camera in a bottle of Ipecac or something else no one would ever touch could work. And they're so cheap now that even if it gets stolen it's no great loss. Plus if you happen to catch the thief or thieves, there's always the chance you could get them suspended or fired. It would be well worth the effort and potential expense. The battery life on a small usb camera should be good enough to last at least one 8-9 hour work day.

I mean its a great idea in theory only though. Who has time to sit there and review 8-9 hours of footage for every day it sits in the fridge?
 

MrDudeMan

Lifer
Jan 15, 2001
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I'm surprised no one has suggested the idea of a surveillance camera. A pinhole camera in a bottle of Ipecac or something else no one would ever touch could work. And they're so cheap now that even if it gets stolen it's no great loss. Plus if you happen to catch the thief or thieves, there's always the chance you could get them suspended or fired. It would be well worth the effort and potential expense. The battery life on a small usb camera should be good enough to last at least one 8-9 hour work day.

This is what needs to happen for sure. I will do this if someone starts stealing my food.
 

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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First day of work at my very first job and I walked into the break room to see my first ever boss eating my lunch. I must have just stood there and stared like an idiot because he asked me what was wrong and I told him he was eating my lunch. Turns out he and I had the exact same taste in microwaveable meals and he thought it was just one he had forgotten he had brought (since no one else there ate those). He told me to pick a place and he would buy my lunch from there.

That was almost 20 years ago and I don't think its ever happened again.
That reminded me of a Douglas Adams anecdote.
 
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