For all restaurant/fast food workers, what's the nastiest thing you've ever done to someone's food?

[johnnyocean5]

I work as a pizza delivery guy and this one cholo started talking sheit to me when i got to his door. i remembered his address and the next time he ordered, i put a big booger on his pizza, right under a pepperoni. it was kinda cool cuz the booger melted right onto the cheese. if you dont tip that's fine, but just dont be bad to the people who serve your food. you might end up getting a "special pepperoni" next time.

 

[nodoubts2k]

thats nasty man, just so you know.

 

[screw3d]

You = t3h evil.

But I guess some people deserves it.

 

[bleeb]

Do the MODS a favor and tell them which Pizza Company you work for so when they BAN you, they won't order pizza from your place and get a SNOT BOOGER on their pizza.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I hope you die a slow and painful death.

 

[Ness]

I don't care what a person says to you, doing that is just downright nasty and I hope you get hit by a truck.


I can honestly say I've never done anything to anyone's food. Oh I've thought about it plenty of times, but that's just low.


Welcome to ATOT. I'll go ahead and say my goodbyes too, because it doesn't seem like you'll last very long around here.

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: johnnyocean5
I work as a pizza delivery guy and this one cholo started talking sheit to me when i got to his door. i remembered his address and the next time he ordered, i put a big booger on his pizza, right under a pepperoni. it was kinda cool cuz the booger melted right onto the cheese. if you dont tip that's fine, but just dont be bad to the people who serve your food. you might end up getting a "special pepperoni" next time.

god, grow up.

 

[AvesPKS]

What's a cholo?

 

[nodoubts2k]

"dont put spit in that cops burger"

-super troopers

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
What's a cholo?

I do believe it's a racist term for someone who is mixed races, specifically different south american backgrounds.

 

[Ryan]

Well, under our makeline we have cooled catchtrays that catch the food that doesn't make it on the pizza. The food is usually picked up from the trays and put back in it's lexan containers, but on busy nights, the food might not get taken out of the tray (which we wash all the time, so the food isn't dirty or anything). If a customer pisses us off, and they order a supreme pizza, they're toppings will come out of that tray on a busy night (they'll get extra toppings, like a piece of pineapple here, some chicken there, maybe even a jalapeneo or two). It's not really that disguting, because I'd eat the pizza, but it's just a chop suey of toppings that they'll get). I've never included any bodily fluids on a pizza, or anything like that, just so you know.

But this is a rare occasion, and most customers will call back the next time they order and have their pizza made right, then they'll ask why there are so few toppings on their pizza this time So it kinda backfires

 

[freakflag]

The next time I order a pizza, I'm gonna mace the delivery guy. I hope it's you.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: ness1469

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
What's a cholo?

I do believe it's a racist term for someone who is mixed races, specifically different south american backgrounds.

WTF are you talking about?! I've never heard it used in that term, you supersentive freak. It means a Hispanic "Thug".

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
What's a cholo?

i think ive heard cholo in starwars somewhere.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I hope you die a slow and painful death.

 

[JBAR]

Not really on topic, but once the pizza delivery messed up our order, so we had to call them back and get a new one. Because we were so pissed off, we wiped our asses on the pizza, thinking they would take it back and eat it. They didn't, so we gave it to our hated roomate instead and he ate the whole thing. Never got ecoli poisoning gladly.

 

[kalster]

dude
thatz sick

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: JBAR
Not really on topic, but once the pizza delivery messed up our order, so we had to call them back and get a new one. Because we were so pissed off, we wiped our asses on the pizza, thinking they would take it back and eat it. They didn't, so we gave it to our hated roomate instead and he ate the whole thing. Never got ecoli poisoning gladly.

Wow - a lot of trouble to go through for some greasy asses.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: AvesPKS
What's a cholo?

It means a Hispanic "Thug".

you are correct.

and i worked food service for a few years and never did anything to anyone's food...no matter how much of an ass they were. karma would come back and bite me in the ass if i ever did something like that, im sure of it.

 

[stormbv]

Some "clean" pizza right now sounds pretty good...

 

[JBAR]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: JBAR
Not really on topic, but once the pizza delivery messed up our order, so we had to call them back and get a new one. Because we were so pissed off, we wiped our asses on the pizza, thinking they would take it back and eat it. They didn't, so we gave it to our hated roomate instead and he ate the whole thing. Never got ecoli poisoning gladly.

Wow - a lot of trouble to go through for some greasy asses.

It felt good actually, kind of like Desitin.

 

[Deeko]

Ass. I worked at McD for a few years when I was 14, I dealt with real assholes, but I never did anything like that. Rot in hell.

 

[TallBill]

Never done anything on purpose. Perhaps i've touched food with uncleaned hands a few times.. but really thats it.

Heard a story about a guy that worked at a hotel with my mother a while back. He had some real jerks for customers that ordered some chicken. Anyways, right before he brought out their chicken dinner, he dropped his pants in the kitchen and wiped the chicken on his balls. Keep in mind that he'd be working for about 10 hours in a hot kitchen and had some nice funk going on down there.

 

[EmperorIQ]

i've never done anything to anyone's food at my dad's restaurant, however there was one time where a party of about 10 had a baby. This baby had rice and jello all over the floor, on top of that the idiot parents smeared the jello (walked all over it). When i charged them, i charged them according, not charging more for the mess or anything. They came back saying that i over charged them, and i got pissed, i asked them how and they claimed their daughter, who looks 12-14 ish is under 10 yrs old. so they argued over 2 bucks, wow~! Then they got pissed at me for getting pissed, speaking in a different language and crap. the father asked me, why are you mad? you're the one that over charged us! I replied, you made all that mess on teh floor, i have to pick it up and you didn't even tip a penny. he put a dollar in the tip jar, i took it out and gave it back to him saying "i don't want it." After that incident i did not work for my dad for a long while, haha, at least not a water. I seriously hate people who doesn't tip, what's so wrong with tipping? It just a few dollars!

 

[Wuffsunie]

Further proof that one should be nice to those who bring you food. Simply because someone is in the service industry does not automatically make them your bitch when they take your order. While I've never been in it myself, my friends who have have told me stories about a$$hole customers that would definetly deserve what they get.