For all the helpless dudes posting for help with chics.

[SchrodingersDog]

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't have to fvck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes you got to make some love
and fvckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fvck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fvckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fvcking fvck you discreetly
and then I'll fvckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fvck... you hard.....
Hard........

Fellas, you memorize this shiznit and you're in, guarantee.
Nuff said, oh unless you want the multiple partner version, but only when you're ready grasshopper.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

 

[bradruth]

Yes, yes, Tenacious D. Outstanding. What now? You want a medal?

 

[SchrodingersDog]

jayn you listening bud?

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

 

[The Stigenator]

i have that video somewhere... awesome song.

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Agreed, this and "Double Team" and you're good to go.

 

[alphadude]

Thats got to be the shittest song ever.
Request BAN

 

[ironcrotch]

Remember to do your c*ck pushups

 

[SchrodingersDog]

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin c0ck pushups.
KG: C0ck Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fvckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your c0ck can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...c0ck pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: SchrodingersDog
jayn you listening bud?