Originally posted by: obscenethistle
Originally posted by: OUCaptain
Porn .avi's right on the desktop (crappy ones no less), lotion and tissues 2ft away. I swear to fucking god this is true. I was working service not help desk at the time. It was this douche bag of an insurance agent that we finally had to fire as a client. He would call us to remove a virus then dispute the bill because we deleted his infected files after cleaning the rest of the OS.
It took all I had to touch that keyboard and finish the job.
Maybe a portable keyboard would be handy for any help issues. It seems like a nasty keyboard happens often.
Originally posted by: alkemyst
not help desk but I support the hardware...
During a post-hurricane timeframe one of our associates called to say her computer didn't turn on that morning. I get to her area and proceed to get a shock. She didn't tell us that the PC was also smoking, arcing and the roof drain ended up flowing into her cube.
The best was when I finally got power off and went to grab the box only to have my hand smush into a cupcake or donut that was stuck to the side and molding.
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
60GB of nasty nasty porn (not sure what people where trying to accomplish in those vids) on a 12 year old girls computer... had fixed it as a family favor
I was rather confused for a week after that....
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
60GB of nasty nasty porn (not sure what people where trying to accomplish in those vids) on a 12 year old girls computer... had fixed it as a family favor
I was rather confused for a week after that....
which you promptly copied over to an external harddrive to take another look at...
Originally posted by: Fayd
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
60GB of nasty nasty porn (not sure what people where trying to accomplish in those vids) on a 12 year old girls computer... had fixed it as a family favor
I was rather confused for a week after that....
which you promptly copied over to an external harddrive to take another look at...
Originally posted by: Hacp
Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
There's always been this close family friend who ran a bakery. Honestly, she probably peaked well before I came of age, she was really in my grandmothers generation. In fact, IIRC, my mother always told me that it was her late husband who really got things started and things had been going downhill ever since he died.. again, before I was born. Anyway, I go to the bakery to fix her computer and when I open it up the inside is full of dead roaches. I don't me one or two or twenty, I mean hundreds of roach carcasses. in a layer at least an inch thick at the bottom of the case.
She was shut down for health code violations and had to sell the bakery not too long after that
Originally posted by: pontifex
Some of my work required me to go out to offices in the factory. There was this black soot-like crap all over everything, even in enclosed offices. Depending on what I had to do, I would literally come out solid black from fingertips to elbows and slightly above sometimes, this black shit all over my shirt and most times on my pants.
did they have propane powered forklifts? I did some work in a warehouse once that used those and after a while I started to notice that my boogers were all black from breathing in that shit
So you shut down a perfectly functional small business just because of some pesky government regulation? This is why we need less government, not more. If businesses are shutting down because of a few bugs, our economy will never get better.
Originally posted by: ric1287
Originally posted by: Hacp
Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
There's always been this close family friend who ran a bakery. Honestly, she probably peaked well before I came of age, she was really in my grandmothers generation. In fact, IIRC, my mother always told me that it was her late husband who really got things started and things had been going downhill ever since he died.. again, before I was born. Anyway, I go to the bakery to fix her computer and when I open it up the inside is full of dead roaches. I don't me one or two or twenty, I mean hundreds of roach carcasses. in a layer at least an inch thick at the bottom of the case.
She was shut down for health code violations and had to sell the bakery not too long after that
Originally posted by: pontifex
Some of my work required me to go out to offices in the factory. There was this black soot-like crap all over everything, even in enclosed offices. Depending on what I had to do, I would literally come out solid black from fingertips to elbows and slightly above sometimes, this black shit all over my shirt and most times on my pants.
did they have propane powered forklifts? I did some work in a warehouse once that used those and after a while I started to notice that my boogers were all black from breathing in that shit
So you shut down a perfectly functional small business just because of some pesky government regulation? This is why we need less government, not more. If businesses are shutting down because of a few bugs, our economy will never get better.
Are you stupid or sarcastic?
Originally posted by: DieHardware
Fix PC in morgue.
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