Please note: The Forever Flashlight generates a strong satanic field that surrounds it. Keep the unit at least a foot away from penile erection devices, children, magnetic storage media or: pacemakers, religeous icons, computer disks, porno tapes or any device with a pulsing orifice, do not taunt Forever Flashlight, if Forever Flashlight begins to smoke, hiss, bubble or speak in tounges please discard Forever Flashlight in nearest bottomless pit. Do not insert Forever Flashlight into mouth or anus. (we warned you) (CYA).