Forget soap operas...

[ryan256]

I got a call from a friend of mine this afternoon crying because she got fired from her job at a clothing store. Now.... a bit of background on this chick.
She's 20, still lives with her parents, has a new boyfriend she's annoyingly ga-ga over, and has the common sense of an eggplant. She's almost a clone of this chick in terms of cuteness and brain power.
So I'm listening to her cry over loosing her job. Still not quite understanding all that she is babbling through the sobbing I ask the $25,000 question,

Me: "Why did you lose your job?"
Her: "Well... because Jason came to see me at work ..."
Me: "You lost your job because your boyfriend came to see you??"
Her: "Well.. yea, kinda.. I mean we were trying to be quiet.."
Me: "trying to be quiet... ??"
Her: "yeah.. but its really hard... and boring if you just lay there like a fish."
Me: (putting 2 and 2 together) "Are you telling me you got fired cause you were caught having sex with your boyfriend... at work??"
Her: "Its not my fault he made me scream!!"

At this point I just hung up. Whats going to be even funnier is hearing how she explains this to mom & dad :laugh:

 

[Baked]

Slut. Tell her to look up bangbros, they're always looking for new talent like your friend.

 

[rivan]

Idiot.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

how does it make you feel that she calls you to talk about fucking other guys.

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
how does it make you feel that she calls you to talk about fucking other guys.

exactly what i was thinking. come on.. we're all men here. i think you're just jealous OP.

 

[Queasy]

I've often told my wife that she should just write a soap opera based on her family. It gets mind-bogglingly stupid frequently.

 

[ryan256]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
how does it make you feel that she calls you to talk about fucking other guys.

She calls me often for this that & the other. This is one chick I'm permanently in the friend zone with.

As to how it makes me feel?? See this thread.

 

[mh47g]

I need to watch a porn now.

 

[Kelemvor]

:camera:s?

 

[moshquerade]

that's what dressing rooms are for.

 

[SirPorl]

And gags

 

[Pocatello]

Ask her for the security tape in the store.

 

[MetalMat]

Let me know where she gets a new job at, I am very silent.

 

[Ika]

vids or shens

 

[PlasmaBomb]

10/10

Edit: (for hilarity obviously)

 

[Canai]

Haha

 

[Jodell88]

lol. Anyone that stupid deserves to get fired.

 

[Jeff7]

She got fired because she wouldn't give any to the boss afterwards.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
that's what dressing rooms are for.

WTF! You mean they did it on the cash register?!