My legal team says I am 6 foot tall, 200lbs of muscle with 8% body fat, and possess the largest (in both girth and length) schlong ever recorded on a man.
Well duh. Technically for one to be booked at this Georgia prison, they get a cavity search.God dammit I feel cheated, the 6’3” is per reported by his legal team. He wasn’t measured or weighed at any point.
I don't think I've ever been measured and/or weighed for a driver's license. You would think when dealing with (presumed) criminals the authorities would insist on accurate and current measurements-in case they have to round them up.Say it ain't so!
By Ben Brasch
Former president Donald Trump’s height and weight in the jail logs probably will be taken off a government ID like other defendants in the case, said bail bondsman Charles Shaw.
Shaw owns Foster Bail Bonds in Atlanta, which is handling Trump’s bond. The former president is facing a $200,000 bond, of which a nonrefundable 10 percent must be paid for him to walk.
I'm 6'1" 215 and wear a size 33 jeans. He is so full of shit.CNN is reporting live that Trump listed 6'3" and 215lb in his Georgia booking.
He does simply because he needs one for banking.I don't think I've ever been measured and/or weighed for a driver's license. You would think when dealing with (presumed) criminals the authorities would insist on accurate and current measurements-in case they have to round them up.
BTW I'm 6'1" and have a very slim frame but at my heaviest I weighed near 225 lb. No way that figure is accurate for Trump. Also given his lifestyle, I'm a bit surprised he would even have a license. I bet his hasn't driven in decades.
Mushroom Cloud!My legal team says I am 6 foot tall, 200lbs of muscle with 8% body fat, and possess the largest (in both girth and length) schlong ever recorded on a man.
He didn’t it’s in the releaseI’m betting he never got on a scale, he definitely claimed his weight. Probably gave them a head shot in place of the mug shot as well.
My Attorney Got Arrested.Rudy's mugshot is out.
And the height would also certainly be hugely exaggerated. Perhaps around 6'1 without shoes?If the weight is from his DL and never changed from years and years ago and they just ask you in NY as they did for me in Pa, I'll bet he even lied back then . . . like, he actually weighed 220 and said 215. He's that petty and vain.
And now working on the sequel, My Attorney's Attorney Got Arrested. (go MAAGA!)My Attorney Got Arrested.
NY Times reporting that aides filled out the forms for him.I’m betting he never got on a scale, he definitely claimed his weight. Probably gave them a head shot in place of the mug shot as well.
He should have practiced like some of the others did. Looks like a villian here.There's no fucking way he's only 215 lbs...
Also, this effing mug. He's like the poster child for what a fictitious "How to be Alpha for Dummies" would tell you to do for a photoshoot.
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He wants to be seen as a tough guy, someone who is clearly not happy that the nasty, nasty people at Fulton County jail are treating him so unfairly.He should have practiced like some of the others did. Looks like a villian here.