Found a Black Widow Outside (Female)

[NaOH]

Tempted to keep it in a jar and feed it.

 

[yhelothar]

If you want to... just ****** do it.
What is it going to do? Magically break out of the jar?

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: astroidea
What is it going to do? Magically break out of the jar?

:Q

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: astroidea
What is it going to do? Magically break out of the jar?

which will spawn 100s of little baby widows...and they will in turn reproduce into 1000s of widows...and soon you will be eaten alive by black widows.

I think you should keep it in a jar.

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: astroidea
What is it going to do? Magically break out of the jar?

which will spawn 100s of little baby widows...and they will in turn reproduce into 1000s of widows...and soon you will be eaten alive by black widows.

I think you should keep it in a jar.

incest ftl?

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: NaOH

Originally posted by: astroidea
What is it going to do? Magically break out of the jar?

:Q

what's that on your neck?
you better check the jar! :shocked:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: astroidea
If you want to... just ****** do it.
What is it going to do? Magically break out of the jar?

This is ATOT. People have to ask permission to wipe their ass and breathe.

 

[NaOH]

OMG...i just showed my roommate the spider and she scared it off into the walls of our house. Thanks god were not going to be here for the egg sacs galore.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: NaOH
OMG...i just showed my roommate the spider and she scared it off into the walls of our house. Thanks god were not going to be here for the egg sacs galore.

You've set us up the bomb. Bide your time.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: NaOH
OMG...i just showed my roommate the spider and she scared it off into the walls of our house. Thanks god were not going to be here for the egg sacs galore.

Hahaha, she's gonna lay eggz in ur brainz!!1!1!1!

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: NaOH
OMG...i just showed my roommate the spider and she scared it off into the walls of our house. Thanks god were not going to be here for the egg sacs galore.

Hahaha, she's gonna lay eggz in ur brainz!!1!1!1!

Better buy some nail guns + aerosol cans + lighter

 

[S Freud]

You showed it to her...a girl? Without putting it in the jar first?

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: S Freud
You showed it to her...a girl? Without putting it in the jar first?

that could have been worse
this could have lead to said jar getting slapped somewhere and opened
and then said black widow landing somewhere inconvenient like say... on someone.

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: S Freud
You showed it to her...a girl? Without putting it in the jar first?

I asked her for a jar and she came out to see what I was up to. She then proceeded to get extra close to it and it got scared by her mug and ran off into a crevice of the house.

 

[aleckz]

Was a web there? it should come back.if there was one... but I wouldn't recommend keeping it seeing that if it did get loose and or bite you, you could die . That and it probably wouldn't survive in a fully closed environment like a Tupperware dish.

 

[mobobuff]

You're gonna get bitten in your sleep and necrotize to death.

 

[angminas]

Black widows are highly aggressive and hunt in bloodthirsty packs. But no worries, they only come out at night or during the day.

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: aleckz
Was a web there? it should come back.if there was one... but I wouldn't recommend keeping it seeing that if it did get loose and or bite you, you could die . That and it probably wouldn't survive in a fully closed environment like a Tupperware dish.

Yeah there was a web...it looked like it was chillin on it's patio web for a couple hours until my roommate scared it back in it's house.

Tupperware....pshhh
Only the best for my lady death....glass pickle jar with sticks and holes punched through the lid :lips:

 

[angminas]

Remember that some people are allergic to the venom, or to the antivenin, and last I heard you can only take it once in your life. If you get bitten, the best thing that can happen is 36 hours of agony. From there it ranges up through many thousands of dollars in medical bills to embarrassing death.

Don't mess with black widows unless you really know what you're doing. It's just not worth it. Kill it, get someone else to kill it, or ignore it. I'm sure it's fine where it is, but perhaps its descendants will move indoors. Then they will make you part of the hive mind. You will watch Lifetime Movie Network, claim Picard could beat up Kirk, make a video of yourself dancing, ask for help with your BIOS in P&N, and demand a PCI version of the R600.

As I said, it's just not worth it.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: NaOH
OMG...i just showed my roommate the spider and she scared it off into the walls of our house. Thanks god were not going to be here for the egg sacs galore.

you are already dead

nice not knowing ya

 

[irishScott]

Ever see Arachnophobia?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099052/

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Get Syringer to come over and ....

 

[BoomerD]

BLACK widow? Was she a nappy-headed ho?

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: NaOH

Originally posted by: aleckz
Was a web there? it should come back.if there was one... but I wouldn't recommend keeping it seeing that if it did get loose and or bite you, you could die . That and it probably wouldn't survive in a fully closed environment like a Tupperware dish.

Yeah there was a web...it looked like it was chillin on it's patio web for a couple hours until my roommate scared it back in it's house.

Tupperware....pshhh
Only the best for my lady death....glass pickle jar with sticks and holes punched through the lid :lips:

Make sure those holes are numerous and very small... don't want babies scurrying all about.

 

[mugs]

This thread has to be shens.

(I would have believed he found the spider, but why show it to the roommate outside of the jar? )