Free Astroglide Sample

[Flair]

How can you finger your own butt if you have handcuffs on?

Looks like I don't have the same interests as you. If you are the butt fingerer type, you don't need handcuffs, if you want to get kinky with a lady.... you might need astroglide and handcuffs.

 

[KAMAZON]

lol just kidding. nothing shocks you anandtechers...sheesh, if this was hardOCP i'd be banned or something.

 

[ezmet]

The manufacturer is being funny right on the order form:

"All information will be used for mailing purposes only and will not be distributed to any outside organizations. Except maybe the paramedics if your free trial gets out of hand."

Ha! Out of hand! Whoop!

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: lnguyen

Originally posted by: grohl

lets all astro glide to uranus!!!! w00t w00t!

gross? what are you, 12? oh wait, that's quite the possibility..

Um, no. I am most certainly older than you are.

I was referring to the homosexual overtones of this line. IMHO, that is gross.

ha, i completely missed that comment.... now i see your point....

As long as you only SEE his point. Just don't drop the soap or you might Feel his point too...

 

[RideFree]

Anyone care to comment on how it tastes?

& why does the gender default to male?

 

[cparris82]

Originally posted by: ezmet
The manufacturer is being funny right on the order form:

"All information will be used for mailing purposes only and will not be distributed to any outside organizations. Except maybe the paramedics if your free trial gets out of hand."

Ha! Out of hand! Whoop!

How do you know they're not serious?

If your free trial gets "out of hand", lands on a vinyl floor, and you slip and fall, you may actually need the paramedics. So if you really think about it, this can be a very serious matter.

(Yeah right...Heh, puns are fun)

 

[huesmann]

Mebbe you can tell us, big boy.

 

[SSibalNom]

Originally posted by: KAMAZON

Originally posted by: Kavikgold
I was reading the August 2004 magazine and saw an ad for it. Figured a bunch of you could use anything that you can get for free.

Linky for Mr. Tinky

Have fun.....ordering the sample of course.

Yes!! I love fingering my own butt, this'll make it so much easier to use 3 fingers and the 'rambone'. THANKS!

LOL!

 

[brbrice]

maybe you guys should use it with this: (not work safe)

The Flesh Light

hahaha :shocked:

 

[biggerwang]

Speaking of flesh lights, This seems like a good deal. Since it's $50 if you specify what kind of orifice you want.

Seems cool, as long as you don't get an ear or a nostril.

 

[SirChadwick]

Astroglide is decent, but nothing beats that new K-Y warming lube....it's tha shiznit!

 

[brbrice]

Originally posted by: biggerwang
Speaking of flesh lights, This seems like a good deal. Since it's $50 if you specify what kind of orifice you want.

Seems cool, as long as you don't get an ear or a nostril.

Wonder why they decided to make "blue" or "gold" ones... wierd.

 

[mscdex0]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Astroglide, what's this for? Moon walking?








</sarcasm>

I wish to moonwalk plz kthx.

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: biggerwang
Speaking of flesh lights, This seems like a good deal. Since it's $50 if you specify what kind of orifice you want.

Seems cool, as long as you don't get an ear or a nostril.

Whiskey...

 

[hokahknow]

You guys are nutz.

 

[DaCurryman]

Thanks OP...

 

[Wookieboy]

Originally posted by: thephatp
thanks! Getting married this weekend. I'm sure this will be useful in the future!

Obviously you're not too familiar with marriage, thats when the sex will STOP, not when it will begin. In otherwords, this sample is no longer useful for you.

 

[brbrice]

Originally posted by: Wookieboy

Originally posted by: thephatp
thanks! Getting married this weekend. I'm sure this will be useful in the future!

Obviously you're not too familiar with marriage, thats when the sex will STOP, not when it will begin. In otherwords, this sample is no longer useful for you.

He's more likely to need the Flesh Light too... hahah

 

[jck8r]

haha, that flash light grosses me out for some reason, just looks weird I guess

 

[Borg20001]

Thanks for the tip OP.

I went to the site and registered for my free sample but when I clicked on submit I received an error message stating that I had already signed up for this promotion earlier. I don't remember doing that....it must of slipped my mind...(get it...sorry) anyway, if I did sign on for this promo earlier, I truly never did receive the sample...oh well

 

[Zog]

Now I can grease my Detroit piston.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: biggerwang
Speaking of flesh lights, This seems like a good deal. Since it's $50 if you specify what kind of orifice you want.

Seems cool, as long as you don't get an ear or a nostril.

Whiskey...

oh my....

 

[jmgonzalez]

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: biggerwang
Speaking of flesh lights, This seems like a good deal. Since it's $50 if you specify what kind of orifice you want.

Seems cool, as long as you don't get an ear or a nostril.

Whiskey...

Tango