Free AWSOME Rock & Roll cd

[Stifko]

Tequila Dave's band just put out another album and he is giving away copies.

Go to his site, and order one for free. When you go to that site, have your speakers turned down or off b/c of the flash intro.

check out his rave and not-so-rave reviews:

From sleazegrinder a review that pretty much sums it up:

Dave?s vox are pure dixieman rock star- despite the Yankee home address- and his guitar is just MONSTROUS, a thing of pure moonshine madness that rips and roars and wails all over the goddamn place. Self-admissive tuna-tangos like ?I?m a Pain in our Ass? and ?Pushing 38? peel away any romantic notions that Dave might be anything but what he actually is ? a belching, greasy sex-creep- and that?s the beauty of it, really.

Warren Wheeler (who sounds very uptight to me) at the soundmonitor was not so flattering in his review:

While playing juvenile, disrespectful, sexist, misogynistic, puerile rock n? roll may get your ego stroked by similar-minded individuals in your own isolated world, it does the world no favours: leaving the male section of society believing that penis-power is legit, and the women-folk are naught but playthings.

Paul Katcher dug the cd and wrote the following:

I've yet to meet Dave in person, but I've seen his name in lights ? on the screen of a cash register at American Trash, the Upper East Side biker joint. Any old fool can earn a nameplate on the spot at the bar where he drank himself to death, but how many customers' tabs are programmed right into the permanent register display, right next to "domestic bottle" and "premium shot?"

Is anyone else smelling Grammy? I think we know exactly who's playing at my next birthday party. And next time I'm at American Trash, I'm breaking jukebox protocol and playing both albums straight. And hopefully this time, some whacked-out crackhead chick won't be sitting next to me.

Also do yourself a favor and poke around all of Tequila Dave's website, which includes bios of the band members ("Tequila Dave has over 28 years experience in the consumption of drugs and alcohol"), some scary-ass photos and a history of favorite sexual positions of the wives and famous girlfriends of Harpoontang (some of whom have not even died).

Hey, Dave, send me the guitar chords to this stuff so I can start practicing Do-Able Mommies and jam with you guys.

In Five Words or Less: Long live rock!

enjoy !

 

[WHipLAsh13]

Ha good stuff.

 

[dxpaap]

my virus and firewall software certinly didn't like that web site !

 

[dpopiz]

RADICAL!!!!!!!!!

 

[edumacated81]

haha - make sure your volume isn't up if you're at work

 

[Stifko]

B U M P 4 Tequila Dave ~

 

[Stifko]

To The Top

 

[HarryK]

Originally posted by: Stifko
To The Top

Maybe there's a reason that this thread keeps disappearing and that you've made almost half of the posts within it.

 

[Stifko]

okay, I'll bite, whats the reason ? While you're at it also pls explain to me why you felt the need to post that in the 1st place. Some ppl take things upon themselves that they should not. IMHO you need to MYOFB, and keep outta this thread if you don't approve of my bumping methods.

 

[HarryK]

Originally posted by: Stifko
okay, I'll bite, whats the reason ?

Because your post is L A M E

Buy a clue dude, nobody's interested.

 

[Stifko]

HarryK, you're obviously an uncouth cockroach that was raised in a barn someplace.
Why don't you run off and threadcrap elsewhere, eh ?

 

[HarryK]

Originally posted by: Stifko
HarryK, you're obviously an uncouth cockroach that was raised in a barn someplace.
Why don't you run off and threadcrap elsewhere, eh ?

Keep up the namecalling brainiac. You love me man. I'm the only legitimate reason for this thread to be alive at all. Without me you'd be here all by yourself doing your pathetic thread-bumps to try and keep your otherwise catatonic thread as visible as possible.

It's clear to anybody who reads this thread that you're as desperate as can be to bring attention to your thread, so thank me now or thank me later, but you and I both know just how lame this thread is.

 

[Stifko]

Yes, thanks a lot, thanks for the insults too. Your bumps come with a price. I would have been fine without your two cents. This thread is not a post of desperation and neither are the bumps. Maybe you cannot see the forest from the trees so lemme try to explain what goes on here. This is a Hot Deals forum. I have gotten many a free tee shirt and other free schweg from this site. This thread is me giving some thing back to the Ferengi community. IMHO a free rock and roll cd is at least a luke warm deal if you like that kind of music. I am doing this as a favor to Tequila Dave. He is not desperate to give out his free cds. The postage alone is costing him about 2 bucks a pop, plus the time and effort of going to the post office and waiting on line. Add to that the production costs (studio time to mix down the album). The second cd cost him $8K. Is he gonna be heard by some influential record exec that digs his sound as a result from me posting the free cd link here ? Probably not, but one never knows. BTW you oughta read the FAQ and get more familair with the rules of this site. I can bump once in a 24hour period, but I do have to tolerate wanna-be mods, just like you trying to poke fun and/or be obnoxious. So thanks a lot and for future reference, don't help me out. As I asked you before, please threadkrap in another thread.

 

[altonb1]

<shakes head...>

Oh well...since the thread is now a flame war, I guess I smell a lock. tsk tsk....

 

[nugglife4me]

^ - bc I havent seen the word "AWESOME" in caps in a loooong time, LOL.

oh and free is good too, ;p, along with a good flame war or two of course, lol

 

[KAMAZON]

I like the website...funny guys? Look at all the equipment htey got on that rackmount! Jeez.

 

[Stifko]

Another review from NY Rock

Now you may not like the sleazy lyrics, or the band's raunchy sound, but after watching another interminable Grammy Awards show, and seeing what little is exciting out there in musicland right now, I love these guys. I mean, no syrupy teen-angst lyrics, well, at least not on a song like "I'm a Pain In Your A$$." Anyway, no save-the-world anthems, just plain rock and roll. After all, how serious can you get over three chords? Don't worry about Janet showing some cleavage, because these are the guys your parents should be warning you about. You might have fun. You might take Dave's advice and drink tequila. You might want to pick up a guitar and learn to play it. You might be seduced by rock and roll. All I can say is thanks, Harpoontang, and keep it coming

 

[HarryK]

Originally posted by: Stifko
Another review from NY Rock

LOL You just can't stop yourself, can you?

Yesterday I gave you an excuse to ressurect your thread from page 5 and as a result, a couple other people actually read and posted to this thread. Still no "thank you's" from you, but I know you know that without me you'd just be doing your daily 'bumps'

So today I thought I'd let this thread die or see how long it would take you to bump it yourself and sure enough, it starts heading down towards page 6 or deeper and you start to panic. "Oh my god! Nobody's interested in my thread and HarryK isn't giving me a reason to bump. What can I do so I don't look so pathetic? Hey! I'll post a review!"

Threads that are of true interest to people don't need to be so self-servingly bumped.

PS Enjoy your excuse to post here again. But you should wait another 18-24 hours so you can get the most mileage out of my gift when you drag this thread up from nowheresville again.

 

[Stifko]

Originally posted by: HarryK
Threads that are of true interest to people don't need to be so self-servingly bumped.

Harry, Harry, Harry,
For your infomation, Harry ol' chum of mine, the bumps are not self-serving.
I am not benefitting directly or indirectly from the number of free cds that Dave ships out.

I did thank you HarryK, do you want another ?
Did Mommie and Daddy not give you enough love and attention in your formative years ?

Methinks you are trying to egg me on, so this becomes a flame war and the mods lock the thread.
You have my deepest and most sincere thanks for so generously sharing your wonderful opinions with all of us.
Thank you for all your little gifts and obnoxious posts. THANK YOU HARRY !!!
Have yourself a wonderfull weekend, HarryK.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: HarryK

Originally posted by: Stifko
okay, I'll bite, whats the reason ?

Because your post is L A M E

Buy a clue dude, nobody's interested.

Not true! I'm interested!

::looks at site::

Err....I take that back. :frown:

 

[KELBOY]

do these come with a jewel case..
if band sends me a free case, its worth it...
tell your bud thanks

 

[GrimReepr]

this post makes me wanna set myself on fire and watch a smurf's episode

 

[country2]

haha got mine today ..came with 2 cds not one plus a free steak recipe.Music has a good rocknroll beat but has uhh some not sutiable for people under 21 lyrics..but hey its free...but for some reason I was thinking something along the line of a music style such as sammy hagar! oh also came withcd cases not sleeves

 

[Mallow]

neatzo

 

[dafunkk12]

Ouch, what's with the hatin'?

I usually don't respond to threads, but I felt I had to step in on this one. Tequila Dave seemed very personable in his email and the letter packed in with the discs. Not the best music I've heard, but definately entertaining.

I'm not the biggest hard rock fan, but I'll give anything a listen because who knows, maybe I'll like it. And that's why CD sales actually went up with the rise of P2P. People are getting exposed to stuff they normally wouldn't have access to. Okay, maybe the big-name acts might be suffering, but in the big picture there are more and more "unknowns" that are finally getting their cut of CD sales and, more importantly, recognition.