Free book on overcoming your addiction to porn!

[mindless1]

Wouldn't it be funny if all they were doing was building a porn-a-holics database to sell to ...

 

[alkemyst]

If I were to do a book on this, I'd do it much like the 'weening off drugs' drugs.

First I'd make a first chapter with most 'turn-on' porn....then I'd make several in-between chapters each slightly less pornographic until the very last which is stuff even a prono-pro would be disgusted with himself/herself with.

You find the chapter that most depicts you level of porn, spend a week on it, and then move to the next chapter of lesser porn the following week...soon you will be cured, and my bandwidth will increase slightly.

 

[PHiuR]

i order one for myself about a month ago or so...still havent received it...

 

[pjs]

I think that those people who overindulge in porn should be punished!

A severe spanking, yes, maybe two or three.

Oh, if you enjoy the punishment, it's not punishemnt ? !

Well, then, for punishment, NO spankings.

Paul

 

[XRdirtHead]

way too funny!

 

[Bug]

VulcanMan: That was not funny in the least. Offensive? Yes. Humorous? Not in the least.

 

[psianime]

Wonderful.

 

[moks78]

Haha!

I am not a Chinese .. but if I was, thats what I would be saying :-[

 

[KrAkEdUpAbE]

HAHAHA this is riot cudos to whoever found this... ;-)

 

[Overzeetop]

Hmmm...I wonder what's on easynews today ... ;-)


Looks like a potentially terrorist loving, fly-by-night guerilla lobbyist group to me. C'mon - just a PO Box? How about a physical address and a list of officers of this upstanding organization? I suggest Mr Ashcroft take a closer look at this dangerous organization. I mean, we're talking suppression of the First Amendment rights that these folks are advocating.

Oh well, as long as they don't start publishing books on curing my addiction to warez, I guess I'll get by...

 

[badboypolar]

DAMNIT I just spent my whole break reading this crap, one handed of course (except that I lost my hand in a car accident, humm...) anyways this shiznit is to funny. I'd call to order one but then I might have to talk to somebody who might think I'm a porn addict...

 

[Jaylllo]

Originally posted by: vulcanman
Ha ha ha ! I like you people in amelica. You like to sex a lot. We in China do not have time to lead pon. We are too busy lamming american ass with chinese stlong economy. We have a tlade sulplus thanks to the cheap TVs and DVD players we sell you to watch yo pon. Please watch mo. Do not pay attention to we standing behind you doing our thing too. You amelicans dont pay too much attention to tlade sulplus. You too busy with othe things. Thank you amelica fo making it easy fo us.


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I am not a Chinese .. but if I was, thats what I would be saying :-[

Menon

Oh who cares. Just makes me happier I'm plundering his country and dating his women.
Hey Menon, go figure why we give 3 billion+ in cash yearly to Israel while they jack up taxes. Grow up, get a job and focus on some real issues.

 

[Techie333]

Ordering the book via the internet has been temporarily discontinued!

dammit! Can't order this online......I so wanted to send one to my friend!!!!!!!! Anyone know when it'll be back on?

 

[speed24get]

so why is porn bad again?

 

[DSE]

Originally posted by: Carp1812

Originally posted by: Mephistokur
So, um, what if I want to overcome my addiction without using prayer? I really don't want God to know I masturbate...

God already knows you masturbate.

God's an insatiable voyeur. Someone sign him/her up for a copy of this book.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: DSE

Originally posted by: Carp1812

Originally posted by: Mephistokur
So, um, what if I want to overcome my addiction without using prayer? I really don't want God to know I masturbate...

God already knows you masturbate.

God's an insatiable voyeur. Someone sign him/her up for a copy of this book.

Yeah anyway - not only that, but he's everywhere. He's there when you're watching the porn. With popcorn I assume. He's there when you're spankin' the ol' monkey. He's with you in the bathroom. Never feel lonely again. Just remember. God's watching you.:Q

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: jm0ris0n

Originally posted by: 420247
I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM! F@!KIN CHRISTIANS!

*sigh* ...You really give the impression of a well educated netizen...

Anyway, christianity is not mentioned anywhere on that link.

If you want to 'blame' an organization (one based on plain, basic bar or moral/ethical standards then please blame theflorida family association, and not an extremely diverse group of people who have accepted the saving grace Jesus Christ has brought into their lives)

BTW: pornography DOES actually damage relationships and lead to marital problems. I and my loved ones are a living testimony how pronography hurts those who love you.

you are weak. All things in excess can do harm.

To be blunt, exactly....it's not the porn or anything else that causes the relationship problem, it's an obvious lack of trust.

Say as a guy your girlfriend/wife was in charge or 'adjusting' male underwear models, it is a real job....would you think if she found a 'nice fattie' she'd be banging it after the session? Same way with male 'nipple tweekers', it's a real job too and many are involved with other's and there is no problem.

On the extreme is actually porn stars, many still want fidelity in their relationships, the sex to them is just work...however if their mate did 'private' shows outside of the set, there would be a problem, however many time both partners are present when the sex is happening and they don't have problems with it.

It's all about trust, and allowing your partner to be themselves. If your partner wants to be a swinger, it's their call...you either accept it or not....you absolutely have no right (whether you have 100 kids, 50 years of marriage behind you, saved her from a burning car, etc) to tell them otherwise.

 

[Lyfer]

 

[PRESIDENTEJEREMY]

Originally posted by: clarkmo

LARGEST PORN BUSINESS IN AMERICA
GENERAL MOTORS CORPORATION
General Motors Corporation subsidiary Hughes Electronics owns DIRECTV. DIRECTV is the largest satellite television broadcaster in America. According to The New York Times, DIRECTV makes more money from pornography, in this case pornographic movies, than any other company in the United States. The New York Times article estimated DIRECTV's revenues to be ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

Who knew?

Go here if you want to learn more about the porn industry. It's an excellent documentary...Link

 

[TekDemon]

Originally posted by: Jaylllo

Originally posted by: vulcanman
Ha ha ha ! I like you people in amelica. You like to sex a lot. We in China do not have time to lead pon. We are too busy lamming american ass with chinese stlong economy. We have a tlade sulplus thanks to the cheap TVs and DVD players we sell you to watch yo pon. Please watch mo. Do not pay attention to we standing behind you doing our thing too. You amelicans dont pay too much attention to tlade sulplus. You too busy with othe things. Thank you amelica fo making it easy fo us.


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I am not a Chinese .. but if I was, thats what I would be saying :-[

Menon

Oh who cares. Just makes me happier I'm plundering his country and dating his women.
Hey Menon, go figure why we give 3 billion+ in cash yearly to Israel while they jack up taxes. Grow up, get a job and focus on some real issues.

Err...other than the fact that I'm confused as to why China's trade surplus with the USA was brought up(and to boot accent appears to waver between an 1880's chinese accent("amelican") and what appears to be a brooklyn accent[brooklyn chinese?] with "please watch mo") I'm also confused as to what your post is about. Plundering whose country? Are you Chinese and plundering America while dating American women, or are you American and plundering China while dating Chinese women? Also, who is this "he" that you speak of, when referencing "his" women. Is there someone in America who controls all the women? Or is there someone in China who controls all the women? Also, I thought being a pirate went out of fashion a long time ago, so how exactly are you pulling off your plundering in this era? Or do you have a time machine for this plundering, one that explains why Menon's chinese accent has both 1880's elements in it and modern day brooklyn in it? Are the two of you hopping back and forth in time plundering China or America? These are all questions that cannot be understood.

Anyway if your post meant that you are somehow plundering China as a pirate, and being an asian fetishist and dating Chinese women while disliking the US policy on Israel maybe you have other issues that you should go work out with a psychiatrist as soon as possible.

It appears that this forum is apparently frequented by complete nutcases between Menon and you. Crazy bastards who think they're pirates with time machines and have a penchant for dragging utterly nonsensical and random politics into this conversation, and then mixing in a good dose of racism(and that's from both of you) just in case it wasn't ridiculous enough. Hopefully you will both be hit by a car driven by a deer who has an 1880's Chinese-Amelican accent who likes to butt rape you while getting a trade surplus by mugging you for your wallet and your asian fetishism can allow you to avoid too much mental scarring.

Or maybe I'm on psychotropic drugs hahahaahahahahahahahahah

 

[TekDemon]

back on topic, I thought I ordered this for my friends but so far I don't think anybody's gotten one...dammit
*sigh* I guess I will never overcome my addiction to porn then, and will have to continue to jerk off my penis 32 times a day while God watches. DAMN!