Free Clamps................................................................................................... Wow!

[CrazyJake]

Um...These are like 49 cents a piece at Ace Hardware, but right now you can get these high quality aluminum/steel alloy mix clamps for the low, low, low, unbelievable price of free for filling out this short form. Enjoy...

http://www.gaj-sp.si/order.htm

 

[uncouth]

This deal is amazing!

You Are DA MAN !!!!!

 

[Sesopedalian]

It's in Slovania!

 

[peggopanic]

hahahahaha!!

 

[toothfairy]

Cool! Just what I need.

 

[ialpha]

everything is free.

 

[Zorba]

hehe.

 

[Pastfinder]

I'm something like 30-50% Slovinian. The best country in Central and Eastern Europe, with the best FREE clamps!

 

[LinuxBox2K]

doesnt this monitor just own !!!! i ordered it for 378 free shipping, onvia ownz JOOOO!!!!!

 

[chinman75]

huge nipple clamps

 

[Sesopedalian]

Just don't fall asleep with them on, chinman75.

 

[dude]

water cooler clamps.

 

[MisterPotatoHead]

Clamps are awesome!

 

[Celoverclock]

damn....i wonder how long the shipping will take?

 

[Nack]

Oh, I'm sure that GAJ Clamps (formerly People's clamp factory # 7528) will send them out ASAP! LOL

Nack

 

[cerebusPu]

Dude, where do you find these sites?

 

[CrazyJake]

I just have connections... I need to quit associating with those connections...

 

[jayR]

I'll bet they think that they've broken into the American market big time. I bet GAJ stock on the Slovinian stock exchange is going through the roof. Hot times in Slovinia. Oh-well. Too bad when they figure out it's just a bunch of freebee chasing, good for nothing, geeks. (Ooops, I guess thats me.) Aaaaahhhhhhhhh the hard lessons of capitalism in the world of Internet commerce and globalization. Well, hopefully they will learn from the experiance, unlike some western companies that keep reneging on thier offers or just go belly-up.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

The one hitch with these clamps: you must adopt a Slovenian child of questionable health or Soviet-bloc mail-order bride to receive them. The clamps will be hand-delivered by failed '80's standup comic Yakov Smirnoff, who may refuse to leave until he is given a sandwich - "In Soviet Union, clamps attach you!"

 

[MontyBurns]

Something tells me the privatization of the Slovenian clamp industry will go down as one of the great democratic victories of all time. No longer will people toil to produce clamps under the boot of oppression. Imagine the new clamp designs that will come from this new-found freedom! Huzzah!

 

[Howard]

I gave them Staples' phone number.

 

[rigor]

ooh my nipples are getting harder.

i must sign up twice

 

[CrazyJake]

Tee - LOL