Free Dehydrated Water!

[XZeroII]

LINK

Hurry, it says this is a limited time thing.

 

[deals99]

I wonder if they will even send you anything? maybe an empty jug?

 

[hudster]

uh, is this place for real?!?!?!? They offer it for sale too:

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Special - 2 For The Price of 1 Offer: Purchase 25 gallons of our specially formulated dehydrated water for just $4.95, and we'll double your order for FREE!!! Yes, you get 50 gallons of free dehydrated water!
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and it appears you can pay them via PayPal! WTF?!?!?

 

[hudster]

Their FAQ Page is a riot.

excerpt:
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"Are you serious? This site is a joke, right?"
Response: This site is for real and we actually sell dehydrated water.
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[robisc]

I bet you could ship this really cheap.

 

[BadBean]

Oh Boy !! Real dehydrated water !! I guess you just add water to get it back huh ? LOL

 

[dimwit]

I signed my dog up a year or so ago and nothing ever showed up.

 

[Healeydays]

Definately needed a good laugh

 

[heat23]

hahah did u see their employee benefits?!?!

Free transportation to work by mule
Complimentary Twinkies
Minimum wage salary
Free paper clips
Usage of restroom facilities
Ketchup packets from McDonalds
Napkins from Del Taco
Straws from 7-Eleven
Usage of our customers' credit cards
Unlimited toilet paper
Office supplies to use at work
Air conditioned office (Winter months only)


"I'm am a University graduate student. I majored in chemistry. You cannot dehydrate water. Dehydrated water is a hydrogen atom-and the most compressed form of water is steam. Sorry guys-You suck ass!"

Response: Obviously your university did not teach English or chemistry. "I'm" is a contraction for "I am". Thus, it is improper to write "I'm am..." unless you are a stuttering fool. Now, for the 'suck ass' accusation... Return to school and learn the difference between dehydrated water and a hydrogen ion. Steam is actually the most *uncompressed* form of water.

 

[taserT]

"complimentary twinkies"!! Yesss!

 

[Chuck2]

Thirty some years ago a trail mix corporation put out a can as a promotional for the Boy Scouts. I still have my dehydrated water sitting on the shelf. If ever needed I will be ready!!

 

[kazanjig]

Under Franchise Opportunities:
5. Are you brainless enough to think a career in selling dehydrated water can actually make your richer than your wildest dreams have ever made you imagine?

hahahahahahahahahahaha


kazanjig

 

[StevenT]

I bought 2000 gallons, you never know when you're going to need it

 

[roboninja]

That site is freaking hilarious

 

[rimshaker]

Backyard hose water... yummmmm

 

[ACCobra427]

Hahaha. I wonder how many sales/month they get. I am all for the idea of exploiting really stupid people and taking their money. It's a form of social darwinism, I guess. We wouldn't have so many lawsrules, regulations, lawsuits, etc. if stupid people weren't around.

 

[TOFUguY]

hahahahahahahaHAHAHAH

 

[Davemeister]

that's too funny. make even more money selling dehydrated water from one of those old icebergs like japan uses for their gourmet water. "not only is our dehydrated water untouched since the ice age, we have concentrated and compressed 5 gallons worth into this tiny vial for easy carrying so you can have the purest, freshest dehydrated water anywhere you go. share with your friends and impress them at your next party!"

 

[RadioactiveMagpies]

This really made my day, everyone around me will wonder why I burst out laughing for no reason.

 

[ACCobra427]

OK, I know this is off topic, but this site is funnier than the dehydrated water site. Maybe you can drink some dehydrated water after you cry from laughing so hard!
The Official Ninjas Homepage

 

[Chevydriver]

rotflmao! Gotta love them free samples.

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Thank you for requesting your free sample of dehydrated water!

If you are selected, your water will be shipped as soon as possible. We strive to ship all free requests within 60 to 90 days. This time frame may decrease or increase for you, depending on the number of requests we receive.
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60-90 days! geez.

 

[RSMemphis]

<< Hahaha. I wonder how many sales/month they get. I am all for the idea of exploiting really stupid people and taking their money. It's a form of social darwinism, I guess. We wouldn't have so many lawsrules, regulations, lawsuits, etc. if stupid people weren't around. >>



You can't sue them. You get what you paid for. Hee hee hee.

Hey, anyone who wants to buy some air - I can help ya... ; )

 

[tolbyn]

Just placed my order for some dehydrated water and sent an application for employment. Who can pass up free transportation by mule?

PM me about the air

 

[Spike]

LOL!!! this site is so funny. I am really curious how much, if any, money that have actually made yet.

 

[XFreebie]

for those who signed up and got nothing, u actually did get yours but didnt realize it. remember those times u woke up with a dry dehydrated feeling