FREE Fly Swatter

[azoomee]

link

 

[maximo]

thanks my new place needs one of these.

 

[squirrel dog]

Thats one whale of a deal , Thanks !!

 

[j00fek]

nice

 

[Amdiggidy]

Thanks OP!

I particularly enjoyed the "unbiased testimonials":

"Greetings from sunny Honokaa. Please be advised that the Jupiter fly swatter arrived today and already has killed one cockroach. More to come. I like the swatter's firm grip and strong flap and of course the design. Truly a quality product. Kudos to one and all." Bob

:thumbsup:

 

[Kenny0829]

Well, the deal seemed a little fishy to me, but I fell for it hook line and sinker, and gobbled it up.

Thanks

 

[altonb1]

Thanks, OP! i was just looking for my fly swatter this morning and couldn't find it.

 

[hardcandy2]

Whale, I decided to order one on the fly. I hope these were not made in a swat shop. And I hope I can handle this.

 

[Trikat]

Booo, get the electrical tennis racquet like thing that literally burns the mosquitos and flies into a nice flaming crisp. Well actually you just see sparks, but the end result is a dead bug.

 

[hardcandy2]

Originally posted by: Trikat
Booo, get the electrical tennis racquet like thing that literally burns the mosquitos and flies into a nice flaming crisp. Well actually you just see sparks, but the end result is a dead bug.

So you have a bit of mosquito fritter on the potato salad?

 

[Wackypants3]

Hey, it's free and has an unconditional guarantee. I am in for one, thanks OP.

 

[CrazyGamer]

Thx OP!

 

[BigRigDriver]

 

[Geiser34]

Don't get this, it tastes like rubber!!!!
I honestly thought I could get a free whale-flavored flyswatter on the web, but noooo.
Well, I guess I'm gunna have to shell out 6 bucks for a quallity one on E-bay.

 

[knightc2]

Nice. Thanks OP!

 

[Baked]

LMAO.

Jupiter Ultra Deluxe Flyswatter

The whale flyswatter is a whale of a flyswatter! Scientifically proven to outperform all other swatters, this flyswatter is:

aerodynamically designed
aerated
bi-directional
works on anything that flies
long lasting
easy cleanup
hand-held
unconditionally guaranteed

 

[mikeford]

Flyswatters are great to keep in the car and smack the kids in the back seat.

 

[RallyMaster]

mikeford: interesting how you have experience with this child abuse sort of thing

OP: nice one. wonder if the 2-3 week delivery will actually work.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: maximo
thanks my new place needs one of these.

 

[IGBT]

..ordered one. I'll swat the flys and spank my GF. :Q

 

[49erinnc]

In for one. Usually get a fly inside from letting the dogs in/out. Thanks OP

 

[SleepWalkerX]

Thanks.

 

[Row1and]

dang flies make me sick

 

[BW86]

Thanks

 

[SirSnipe]

lol i'd grab it but there's like no flies in nyc