Free Lexus Survival Kit, just fill out the form.

[bonk102]

i wonder what is in this thing?

 

[infostate]

I know what is. It's a tool to cut your belt and break window in case of emergency.
I appreciate your info.

 

[Dirty]

Originally posted by: ModestFever
those upgrades aren't free, they all add up to make the car priced as it is now, if you are budget minded and want a great car, you can't go wrong with a camry, but when you own it, don't assume that your car is almost an lexus, because it is not by a long shot

you get what you pay for period

Alright. Now having said all that, can you tell the difference between a $19K Camry and a $39K ES300 from 75 feet away? I can't.
I mean, dang it, at least gimme a blue bumper, or red windshield, or at least a higher grade blinker fluid...
Coz if I am gonna be impotent (in a forty thousand dollar car), dammit, I wanna LOOK impotent, too...

 

[DaviDaVinci]

75ft away, I can tell the difference. if you know your cars....
if you ask my woman, if she can tell the difference between a chevy truck and a ford truck 75 ft away, she'll probably say no.

anyhow, we can RICE your car with a yellow windshield wiper for $50

 

[cookdog]

We'll see,

 

[theairman]

Most of this stuff never arrives. There goes another 30 seconds of my life I'll never see again.

 

[Racketear]

Originally posted by: Dirty

Originally posted by: ModestFever those upgrades aren't free, they all add up to make the car priced as it is now, if you are budget minded and want a great car, you can't go wrong with a camry, but when you own it, don't assume that your car is almost an lexus, because it is not by a long shot you get what you pay for period

Alright. Now having said all that, can you tell the difference between a $19K Camry and a $39K ES300 from 75 feet away? I can't. I mean, dang it, at least gimme a blue bumper, or red windshield, or at least a higher grade blinker fluid... Coz if I am gonna be impotent (in a forty thousand dollar car), dammit, I wanna LOOK impotent, too...

Actually the lexus does have different nozzles that shoot windshield wiper fluid. Of course not blinker fluid.

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: DaviDaVinci
anyhow, we can RICE your car with a yellow windshield wiper for $50

LMAO!

 

[blstriker]

Well, I got my kit today in the mail. Turns out to be a lobster shell cracker tool thingy. It's this whole "fine style good life" campaign they got going on. I really need one of these!

 

[MikeBee]

Loster Cracker thingy?!?!.... Sweet, I need one of those things....Seafood season is coming up soon too

 

[oddjob303]

Hehe hope mine comes in ^.^ thx

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: Dirty
Alright. Now having said all that, can you tell the difference between a $19K Camry and a $39K ES300 from 75 feet away? I can't.
I mean, dang it, at least gimme a blue bumper, or red windshield, or at least a higher grade blinker fluid...
Coz if I am gonna be impotent (in a forty thousand dollar car), dammit, I wanna LOOK impotent, too...

Whatever floats your boat, man.
Personally, I want to look *important*

 

[fatbaby]

its basically a metal crab claw cracker

 

[Salvador]

fatbaby: I loooooooove your new tan.

Sal

 

[bttjsj]

Got mine yesterday. Thanks.

 

[icantiwont]

Originally posted by: theairman
Most of this stuff never arrives. There goes another 30 seconds of my life I'll never see again.

and another 10 second replying to this thread

 

[theshamu]

Got my cracker today, now time to get me a lobster!

 

[rryde12]

GOT IT!!!! just got it... comes in some prtty nice packaging...but all it is inside is a manual from lexus.. nice tho.. and a thing that folds out and u get this prtty big metal lobster cracker..in the shape of a lobster claw... pretty nice tho i must say... it was a kool thing to go i guess...but i dont think imma be using it to crack lobster... maybe ill use it to poke my younger brother.. haha

 

[ezland00]

 

[trevdiresforu]

Originally posted by: rryde12
GOT IT!!!! just got it... comes in some prtty nice packaging...but all it is inside is a manual from lexus.. nice tho.. and a thing that folds out and u get this prtty big metal lobster cracker..in the shape of a lobster claw... pretty nice tho i must say... it was a kool thing to go i guess...but i dont think imma be using it to crack lobster... maybe ill use it to poke my younger brother.. haha

Fantastic. Seems like a fair trade for a new name on their mailing list.

 

[degeester]

Got mine yesterday. Small trade off to be on their mailig list. They seem to give you something whenever they contact you. For example got a invitation to test drive their SUV's on a closed course on both on road and off road.

 

[richardycc]

Originally posted by: theshamu
Got my cracker today, now time to get me a lobster!

a tool to eat lobster is lexus' way of thinking it as a survival kit? oh, I hate rich people!

 

[AdmiralTiger]

LOL - I got mine today, a fine bit of tool to use when I eat lobsters...... BUT I don't eat lobsters. Hehehe.... my aunt has a lexus herself, but not the GX brand that's shown on the survival kit - and heck, I looked at the pics that is associated with this kit - man, I want a SUV that has a TV inside with GPS header (*my aunt's car has a GPS header anyway)... I've always been fascinated by those, and I'm supposed to check out a Pontiac Fiero this weekend to buy.

(now you know how "pathetic and pitiful" I am.)

Just decided to drop a line or two that I got this survival kit by mail today.

 

[govtcheez75]

Umm...if anyone wants to buy my "rebadged" toyota. Let me know. I own a Lexus, and I don't think I need a Lobster shell cracker to survive. I just pay someone to crack it for me. hehe

 

[ClakClak]

thanks got mine