FREE PARIS HILTON!

[Number1]

I am not kidding.

FREE PARIS HILTON


Apparently they got over 900 signatures. I can't believe anybody would sign this.

I say trow away the key.

Hope its not a repost.

 

[ch33zw1z]

f that, you drink and drive...you lose. you keep driving without a license, cya

edit: especially for someone who has $ to throw around, call your fvckin limo biatch.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Where is the petition from the CDC to have her quarantined and studied?

 

[dudeman007]

Not like petitions really accomplish much anyways

 

[DivideBYZero]

Eff, her. Let her rot.

 

[Ktulu]

LOL, they compared Paris to Nixon.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
f that

 

[mundane]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Where is the petition from the CDC to have her quarantined and studied?

DARPA has dibs - there's a lot of interest in her success as a vector for mental virii.

 

[SmoochyTX]

That's hot.

 

[jdoggg12]

haha i signed it b/c i could care less... but i dont think mine will count

Name: LetParis Rot
Email: ParisIsa@cumdumpster.org

comment: i hope she rots in there for the full sentence - no *average* person would have gotten the leniency shes gotten

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Where is the petition from the CDC to have her quarantined and studied?

I was going to make one, but that is a lot of crap to type out for a joke. The fact that people think these online petitions mean anything is pretty funny.

 

[ultimatebob]

Where is the counter petition asking for a life sentence? I'd sign that one!

When she does finally go to prison, I wonder like long it will take before the first lesbian prison sex video is released? I'm betting two weeks, three tops

 

[irishScott]

"She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

"In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer."

"We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn't go to jail, either."

They later justify the last one by stating that other celebrities served no time for the same offenses.

These people are idiots.

'nuff said.

 

[Looney]

Somebody should start one to keep her in jail longer. Then go harass her 'fans' with it.

 

[SSSnail]

There is a song though http://goawayparis.com/

 

[KK]

why can't I see the signatures or comments?

 

[EKKC]

need a petition to lock her up for life

 

[potato28]

Their hoseheads... let her rot!

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
There is a song though http://goawayparis.com/

That's fantastic! And also a petition!

 

[natto fire]

Originally posted by: Looney
Somebody should start one to keep her in jail longer. Then go harass her 'fans' with it.

Yep

This one looks a little more professional, both will just confirm to the government that it's populace is filled with morons.

 

[xanis]

Free Paris Hilton? I say lock her up for longer to make an example.

 

[Tobolo]

Screw her.... yeah I said it.

 

[alrocky]

I'm surprised the petition doesn't state that the signer offers to drive P.H. around for the duration of her probation.

 

[Number1]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy

Originally posted by: Looney
Somebody should start one to keep her in jail longer. Then go harass her 'fans' with it.

Yep

This one looks a little more professional, both will just confirm to the government that it's populace is filled with morons.

I signed it, they are up to 12000+ signatures. Funny.

Somebody should notify MADD about this. I am sure they would all love to sign the keep her in jail petition.

 

[Ktulu]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy

Originally posted by: Looney
Somebody should start one to keep her in jail longer. Then go harass her 'fans' with it.

Yep

This one looks a little more professional, both will just confirm to the government that it's populace is filled with morons.

Signed