FREE SIX-INCH METAL RULER

[EdwardChang]

*When you register as an official visitor to our website, we'll send you a one-of-a-kind, collectible six-inch, metal ruler imprinted with our logo, phone number and email address - absolutely FREE!

To register and receive your free Spike ruler, simply complete the following:




I WANT MY RULER

 

[QueHuong]

No thanks, a SIX-INCH ruler is too small for me

 

[Cleaner]

50 words or less is this english class? do people actually think someone would fill out all that crap for a 6" ruler? Besides what good is a 6" ruler going to do for you? its too small to measure anything of value....ummm I wonder how big this room is...lets see...one ruler length...two ruler lengths....(30 minutes later)...35 ruler lengths...(a little while further)...Done! 75 Ruler Lengths now lets get out our slide rule and calculate this out....75 * 6 = 450 / 12 = (slide...pull...ponder) 37.5 feet! Yeah you get the idea.
Thanks for the offer but I'm just too pessimistic to do it.

 

[yodayoda]

No thanks, a SIX-INCH ruler is too small for me

why, what are you shoving it up?

 

[QueHuong]

why, what are you shoving it up?

Up your wife's indefinitely large butt. :Q

 

[Fritzo]

Sorry. I need a longer one. Do they have a tape measure?

 

[Tung]

free is good!

 

[DJMiX]

No thanks, a SIX-INCH ruler is too small for me

IT's NOT HOW SMALL it is , BUT HOW you USE it.

get deal

 

[cbpzep]

As a ~Gay Man~ aka power bottom a 6inch anything is not worth a fu<k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BlackNinja]

LOL

 

[Luden]

ruler to spank those kids with

 

[cbpzep]

Children should be beaten get a larger ruler !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[igotthelootsteve]

great! but, you wouldn't happen to be giving away any 7 and a half inch rulers anytime soon, would you?

 

[DeadHead]

Look whos giving you this excellent deal "©2001 Spike Advertising Inc." I am thinking they might give us some junk mail and crap. I would need a yard stick personally...

 

[paulieside]

Hold old are you people? lol
but seriously why a 6 inch?
Do you own this site?

 

[RadioactiveMagpies]

careful boys, the metal ruler has very sharp edges:Q

They have clear plastics ones at officedepot b&m for $.29 with a protective sleeve... for the ruler.
Good for fillers(when you use coupons)