I'm in Hamburg NY (Few miles south of Buffalo). Now I have a better deal. Come and and get snow and we'll throw in free pieces of road salt, ice and special "Yellow Snow". Now for all you yuppies, our snow is nothing but pure snow, not that City of Buffalo, "Fake snow". So come to my driveway and take as much as you like.
No warranties, implied or written, any heart attacks generated from shoveling snow are not our fault. Anyone stupid enough to put their tongue on our flag pole will incur all medical expenses. We cannot be responsible for any "tongue matter" left on said flag pole.
The bad part (not really) is that I can't get to work as the roads are closed. Woo Hoo Party time, Buffalo Style. We had a Mayor years ago when we had the Blizzard of '77. He basically got on the TV & Radio and said "Stay home with a six pack and enjoy the time off". Bad part then was that there was no electricity.
Happy Holidays