Free Trojan Condom

[necine]

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[parsley007]

thanks :beer:

 

[MustangSVT]

good

 

[Skandaluz]

They've been giving out free condoms for a while.

 

[keeleysam]

Only one?

 

[TrojanMan421]

I wish I could give out more than one for free, but unfortunately we'd go broke doing that. You could always use those balloons they give out for free, but why wouldn't you go with America's Most Trusted Condom?

 

[HankD]

Originally posted by: Skandaluz
They've been giving out free condoms for a while.

and people still have kids....

 

[regpfj]

:thumbsup:

 

[Aquila76]

ROFL:

Thanks for requesting a sample. All we need from you is your parents' address and your exact condom size... only kidding. You can relax, we will never give your name or address to anyone else, so you will not be receiving erotica catalogs for the rest of your life (if you are disappointed, you can surf the net some more -- you'll be sure to find it elsewhere). Just fill out the brief information below. You also don't have to worry about receiving any embarrassing packages which say "DO NOT BEND: YOUR REQUESTED CONDOM IS ENCLOSED" -- Your sample will be mailed in a discreet envelope.

In for a Mint Tingle.

 

[mlk3454]

Thanks OP!

 

[necine]

Originally posted by: keeleysam
Only one?

Yes, slut.

 

[douglasb]

Magnum XL's but no gold-foil Magnums? BOOOO! :thumbsdown:

Seriously, why are they only giving you a choice between 4-6" condoms and 10-12" condoms? It seems like that leaves out a pretty decent percentage of the patrons of the condom market. Well, if I can only get one, I guess I'm going with the XL and chopping off an inch or three, and getting a nice thick rubber band and the duct tape. Why must you make my life so difficult, Trojan!?!?

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: douglasb
Magnum XL's but no gold-foil Magnums? BOOOO! :thumbsdown:

Seriously, why are they only giving you a choice between 4-6" condoms and 10-12" condoms? It seems like that leaves out a pretty decent percentage of the patrons of the condom market. Well, if I can only get one, I guess I'm going with the XL and chopping off an inch or three, and getting a nice thick rubber band and the duct tape. Why must you make my life so difficult, Trojan!?!?

Is that the condom or the p3nis? Good luck with that MacGyver / Dr. Nick.

 

[monk3y]

In for this one.

 

[TheSlamma]

Friday I go in to talk to the doc about switching me to blanks

 

[douglasb]

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: douglasb
Magnum XL's but no gold-foil Magnums? BOOOO! :thumbsdown:

Seriously, why are they only giving you a choice between 4-6" condoms and 10-12" condoms? It seems like that leaves out a pretty decent percentage of the patrons of the condom market. Well, if I can only get one, I guess I'm going with the XL and chopping off an inch or three, and getting a nice thick rubber band and the duct tape. Why must you make my life so difficult, Trojan!?!?

Is that the condom or the p3nis? Good luck with that MacGyver / Dr. Nick.

I think you know which one I meant, but now that you got me thinking, technically either one would work, although your idea might also require gauze, bandages, Neosporin, and a friend with a blindfold and a Quaalude. Nice post, though, you got a laugh out of me. But my main point was, why offer only regular and extra large? Can you imagine going to a mall with no Large t-shirts, only Small, Medium, and Big-and-Tall? I know that comparison is ripe for another snide remark, but seriously....

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: douglasb

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: douglasb
Magnum XL's but no gold-foil Magnums? BOOOO! :thumbsdown:

Seriously, why are they only giving you a choice between 4-6" condoms and 10-12" condoms? It seems like that leaves out a pretty decent percentage of the patrons of the condom market. Well, if I can only get one, I guess I'm going with the XL and chopping off an inch or three, and getting a nice thick rubber band and the duct tape. Why must you make my life so difficult, Trojan!?!?

Is that the condom or the p3nis? Good luck with that MacGyver / Dr. Nick.

I think you know which one I meant, but now that you got me thinking, technically either one would work, although your idea might also require gauze, bandages, Neosporin, and a friend with a blindfold and a Quaalude. Nice post, though, you got a laugh out of me. But my main point was, why offer only regular and extra large? Can you imagine going to a mall with no Large t-shirts, only Small, Medium, and Big-and-Tall? I know that comparison is ripe for another snide remark, but seriously....

I know exactly what you mean. Personally, I normally just use the Mags and don't unroll the last inch or so. Acts as stimulating 'ring' for her.

 

[kasia00]

Sweet

 

[hytek369]

nice

 

[OhioState]

done deal

 

[enyce2k9]

in the hands of the wrong person the 6-8 weeks of wait will end up in a 3minute .avi file

 

[MikeMike]

wtf, im 18, but i cant select my real birthdate???? 1984 is the most recent year they have...

 

[Nextman916]

Wrap yo ****** up b

 

[Aquila76]

Woohoo! Got mine. Now, who's up for some lovin? Ladies only plz. Don't ask and I won't tell about my wife.

 

[NSA Lummox]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
wtf, im 18, but i cant select my real birthdate???? 1984 is the most recent year they have...

uuh, lie?

i find it funny that they're offering a size for up to 12". Chances are if you're packing that much heat your employer is giving them to you for free as part of your benefits package