Free vibratory slide rule

[OutlawWolf]

Link.
Calculate the capacity of your vibratory feeder. This valuable tool can be used to find the capacity of an existing installation, as well as aid in the specification of new equipment.

 

[BigSmooth]

I don't know what the hell it is, but I don't think I've ever needed anything less than I need a vibratory slide rule. I sure don't have a vibratory feeder that needs its capacity calculated.

 

[telstar1]

My vibratory slide rule is about a foot long...

 

[Buck13]

telstar1 needs a little more self-confidence...

 

[CentralScrutinizer]

Does this come in a discrete plain brown package?

 

[magicwandzshop]

That slide rule will "will assist with proper equipment selection for the intended application". Everyone knows that proper equipment selection is very important when buying a vibratory feeder...

- Don
Magic Wand zShop

 

[cowhide]

Telstar ROFL. You should be in movies. Mine is only half as big (when in use), I have vibratory slide rule envy. but every vibratory feeder I have encountered, my vibratory slide rule has got the job done. They tell me it's quality not quanity when it comes to vibratory slide rules.

 

[kimdani1]

Size does matter...

 

[OutlawWolf]

You trying to be modest eh?

 

[sitka]

This is going in my "Funniest Posts Folder"

 

[godsgift]

ROFL

 

[TheManiac]

What the heck is it?!?!

 

[cowhide]

Size matters? You mean all those vibratory feeders lied to me all these years? I am really depressed now. Does anyone know where to get one of those vibratory slide rule vacuum pumps? I have heard there was a doctor that could help vibratory slide rule deficient people like me. I will never look at another vibratory feeder the same again.

 

[intel2amd]

It is a well known fact that your vibratory feeder can increase the size of your vibratory slide rule. As a quick rule of thumb it is very important to be cautious about where you use your vibratory slide rule. In the old days you could go get your vibratory slide rule fixed and go on with your work but now depending on where you put your vibratory slide rule you can damage it beyond repair for life. Another thing to watchout for is all vibratory feeders look better and better the closer it gets to closing time Even if you get a vibratory feeder totally free doesn't necessarily make it a hot deal. I have to go now and wakeup my vibratory feeder and calculate her capacity. I have got to say this is the funniest thread I have seen on Hot Deals to date

 

[mcveigh]

Just filled out the form, Thanks!!
Man I really needed a vibratory slide rule cause my old one just wasn't doing it, at least according to my girlfriend
She will be so excited when I show her my vibratory slide rule that she'll probably take as her own and not let me play with it! Maybe I should get two?

 

[maxcom]

ya'll some sick mofos......rotflmao

 

[TomJones]

Where do you find all this stuff at wolf?
I can't wait to try this one at home

 

[kingink]

I got mines.
All your vibratory....

 

[Juicebox2]

Great Deal!

I just ordered 20!!!!!! E--bay BABBBYYY!!!

 

[TheIronmanTriathlon]

Perhaps you should give her a pearl necklace.

 

[SinMen]

I hope you guys are all just kidding. Or that you don't really know what a vibratory feeder is.

 

[cowhide]

After all this vibratory feeder talk, my vibratory slide rule was ready to do some heavy calculating last night. I woke up the little vibratory feeder only to hear something about a headache. Now what is a guy to do with a vibratory slide rule and nothing to calculate? The answer was right in the palm of my hand all along. You are so right Intel, there is no such thing as a free vibratory feeder.

 

[GroundedSailor]

SinMen, yes we DO know what a vibratory slide rule is, although people have referred to it by different names. Those of us who use the slide rule can?t live without it! And we?re NOT kidding!

Statistically speaking, the average slide rule is only 5 ¼? in length, and that is when fully extended. Since lots of folks have used their vibratory slide rules satisfactorily on vibratory feeders of varying lengths, size must not be a major issue, at least for most of us.

It?s how you measure (up) that counts!

Happy measuring!

 

[ShizNitz]

Does anyone know of any hot deals for any vibratory covers? I normally use my vibratory slide rule with some exceptionally dirty vibratory feeders and risk damaging my vibratory slide rule. Sometimes the damage can be fixed. However, I have heard of irreplaceable damage that can occur and you can't always count on your vibratory feeder to be clean. Please help...

 

[DealBabe]

cowhide: that is super funny