Fricking wedding reception at my house tonight.

[userman]

Its for my wifes ditzy friend that I hate, but put up with because I love my wife. I was told that there would not be any booze served tonight.
So im thinking ill make the token appearance and spend the rest of the night in my computer room drinking Yukon Jack.

Or any good ideas on how to disguise the color and alcohol smell.

 

[waggy]

who cares? its your fvcking house.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: waggy
who cares? its your fvcking house.

 

[meltdown75]

Dude that blows. You should have made plans to get the hell out of Dodge.

Cooping yourself up in the computer room and getting hammered ain't a bad idea but you know that once you lose your inhibitions, you will be out there partying it up, probably doing the Macarena with the ditzy friend of your wife that you hate.

 

[userman]

Yeah its my house. But I love my wife and sometimes its better to sandbag it than to fight about it.

So ill be locking the door and getting slightly hammered.

 

[theknight571]

A wedding reception with no booze?

Why have a reception at all then.

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: userman
Its for my wifes ditzy friend that I hate, but put up with because I love my wife. I was told that there would not be any booze served tonight.
So im thinking ill make the token appearance and spend the rest of the night in my computer room drinking Yukon Jack.

Or any good ideas on how to disguise the color and alcohol smell.

Dude. It would kill you to go one night without a drink? Imagine all your wife gave up when she married you.....

 

[meltdown75]

They're going to get drunk and come to bug you. Slightly slurred voices, saying, "uuuuuusermannnn... come out and party with us!!"

 

[Coquito]

Break out a couple bottles of champagne & raspberry lambic in front of the bridesmaids, & watch all those inhibitions fly right out the window. :thumbsup:

 

[loup garou]

Wedding reception + no booze = does not compute

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: userman
Its for my wifes ditzy friend that I hate, but put up with because I love my wife. I was told that there would not be any booze served tonight.
So im thinking ill make the token appearance and spend the rest of the night in my computer room drinking Yukon Jack.

Or any good ideas on how to disguise the color and alcohol smell.

Dude. It would kill you to go one night without a drink? Imagine all your wife gave up when she married you.....

hahahahhahahahahahh damn

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: userman
Its for my wifes ditzy friend that I hate, but put up with because I love my wife. I was told that there would not be any booze served tonight.
So im thinking ill make the token appearance and spend the rest of the night in my computer room drinking Yukon Jack.

Or any good ideas on how to disguise the color and alcohol smell.

Dude. It would kill you to go one night without a drink? Imagine all your wife gave up when she married you.....

Its not the drinking, its the annoying "friend" and her soon to be husband who needs to tell her about the secretary that he has been sleeping with for the past few weeks, I Just found out three nights ago. Also she needs to tell him about the guy that my wife found her with last week.

So i need the drink tonight.

So i had better be in my room drinking.

 

[ManyBeers]

Originally posted by: userman
Its for my wifes ditzy friend that I hate, but put up with because I love my wife. I was told that there would not be any booze served tonight.
So im thinking ill make the token appearance and spend the rest of the night in my computer room drinking Yukon Jack.

Or any good ideas on how to disguise the color and alcohol smell.

Your going to lock yourself in your computer room while your wife is having a reception for her friend and their guests? Doesn't that seem a little childish and even rude. Sorry to sound harsh.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: ManyBeers

Originally posted by: userman
Its for my wifes ditzy friend that I hate, but put up with because I love my wife. I was told that there would not be any booze served tonight.
So im thinking ill make the token appearance and spend the rest of the night in my computer room drinking Yukon Jack.

Or any good ideas on how to disguise the color and alcohol smell.

Your going to lock yourself in your computer room while your wife is having a reception for her friend and their guests? Doesn't that seem a little childish and even rude. Sorry to sound harsh.

Yeah. I mean, if you were invited to the wedding, and if there are going to be any other guys out there, you locking yourself in your room is rude.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller

Originally posted by: ManyBeers

Originally posted by: userman
Its for my wifes ditzy friend that I hate, but put up with because I love my wife. I was told that there would not be any booze served tonight.
So im thinking ill make the token appearance and spend the rest of the night in my computer room drinking Yukon Jack.

Or any good ideas on how to disguise the color and alcohol smell.

Your going to lock yourself in your computer room while your wife is having a reception for her friend and their guests? Doesn't that seem a little childish and even rude. Sorry to sound harsh.

Yeah. I mean, if you were invited to the wedding, and if there are going to be any other guys out there, you locking yourself in your room is rude.

yeah invite the other guys in to drink.


i went to one where the guys were in the basement and the women were upstairs. but that was fine. the guy had a pool table and fooz ball table and a LOT of beer down there.

 

[userman]

Its the fact that no one is supposed to be drinking. Plus the crap that they have going on and have not told each other about makes me not to want to go to the wedding.

 

[jumpr]

Originally posted by: userman
Its not the drinking, its the annoying "friend" and her soon to be husband who needs to tell her about the secretary that he has been sleeping with for the past few weeks, I Just found out three nights ago. Also she needs to tell him about the guy that my wife found her with last week.

So i need the drink tonight.

So i had better be in my room drinking.

:Q

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: userman
Its for my wifes ditzy friend that I hate, but put up with because I love my wife. I was told that there would not be any booze served tonight.
So im thinking ill make the token appearance and spend the rest of the night in my computer room drinking Yukon Jack.

Or any good ideas on how to disguise the color and alcohol smell.

Dude. It would kill you to go one night without a drink? Imagine all your wife gave up when she married you.....

Its not the drinking, its the annoying "friend" and her soon to be husband who needs to tell her about the secretary that he has been sleeping with for the past few weeks, I Just found out three nights ago. Also she needs to tell him about the guy that my wife found her with last week.

So i need the drink tonight.

So i had better be in my room drinking.

:Q:Q:Q

 

[Xstatic1]

Originally posted by: userman


Or any good ideas on how to disguise the color and alcohol smell.

i've heard that peanut butter helps cover up the smell. here's what i'm thinkin': after guzzling down some booze, eat a spoonful of peanut butter, then munch on a chocolate candy bar afterwards. hopefully it'll work like a charm.

 

[waggy]

heh one thing is my wife would not make a party like that in my house. while i do not drink a lot (often but not a lot. get buzzed on 3 beers heh) i do not like being told i can't have one in my house.

my mother in law is that way. she hates alchohol. we had my wife's younger sisters over for a party. she told my wife that i could not have beer for people. i just laughed when my wife told me that. needless to say i had a LOT of beer. drinking all of it was a pain.

hmm all this talk of beer has made me want one. to bad i'm out sigh

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: waggy
heh one thing is my wife would not make a party like that in my house. while i do not drink a lot (often but not a lot. get buzzed on 3 beers heh) i do not like being told i can't have one in my house.

my mother in law is that way. she hates alchohol. we had my wife's younger sisters over for a party. she told my wife that i could not have beer for people. i just laughed when my wife told me that. needless to say i had a LOT of beer. drinking all of it was a pain.

hmm all this talk of beer has made me want one. to bad i'm out sigh

You sure told her! :beer:

 

[userman]

Hmmm i dont like beer. Bring on any of the MR Jacks anyday.

So ive been seem and got some food.

 

[JulesMaximus]

My wife would never do that to me. Besides, none of our friends would ever impose on us like that.

 

[NorthRiver]

Big Gulp cup and your choice of mixer.

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Wedding reception + no booze = does not compute

my friend's reception had no booze. but mostly because there was a lot of alcoholism in one of the families... so it was best not to.