I'm not quite sure what I was drinking tonight - ham and turkey party at the local volunteer firehall. Raffles all night. $2 for a wrist band so you can drink beer. I don't care how fast you drink, they do NOT let your cup get empty. Multiply guys walking around filling your cups as fast as you can empty them. There's a turkey in the sink (we won a turkey.) Didn't win one of the (live) pigs. (awwwwww.) I'm out of money, the party is over, and I'm... happy.
p.s. At this point I think it's safe for me to say - you losers who post drunk & have tons of typos - you're nothing but attention whores. I'm... hammered... and I can still manage to type all my words correctly (although I seem to be making more corrections than usual.)
edit: and I really wanted to win some of the NY Strip steaks that they raffled off, else the lobster tails, or shrimp & steak combos. MMMmmmmmm. I'd be cooking them right now. But noooooooooooo. We had to win an f'ing turkey. Turkeys are a pita to cook (compared to steak, shrimp, and/or lobster tails.) I'm disappointed.