4:40am in the morning the day after July 4th? Your friend "drunk called" you... then realized later what he had done and sent those texts... just tell him you thought you were dreaming when you spoke to him and it should be fine.
He won the powerball and wanted to share it with his real friends.
"Actually I didn't need your help at all. That was a test, but it's nice to know who you can't depend on".
The consensus of this thread seems to be that you should find him and fuck him.