Does his wife take the jar out and let him see his balls at least once a year?
Whats next, female hormone therapy?
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My friend was punished for this act of defiance; we did not get to hang out with him for 1 full year.
Does his wife take the jar out and let him see his balls at least once a year?
He is a nice guy - in fact, THE nice guy.
He would not dump his wife. She would dump him, but, he would never get rid of her.
His last ex dumped him (a controlling woman as well - she realized he was too 'safe' for her). And, the ex before that one,.. it took TWO years for them to break up. He decided to call it quits (she was a controlling & overbearing woman too,..) and she refused to let him see other women,.. all the while she dated a bunch of dudes to help her 'get over the break up',.. for two years.
Could you imagine that?
Break up with someone, not be allowed to date,... and watch the girl you broke up with suck face with a bunch of other guys,... who allows that in their life? Answer: my friend.
Sounds like the guy has zero self esteem. He needs to see someone about that.
Girlfriend gets mad, you break up, no big deal.
Wife gets mad, you get divorced, she gets half of everything, she gets the kids, and she gets at least 20% of your income in child support.
Ever hear the saying, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?
When you get married your life changes. If you want to have drinks with friends, do it at home.
Texashiker - listen to me - HE KISSED A PROSTITUTE ON THE MOUTH.
What are you pussy whipped?
When it comes to a happy marriage, a new Rutgers study finds that the more content the wife is with the long-term union, the happier the husband is with his life no matter how he feels about their nuptials.
“I think it comes down to the fact that when a wife is satisfied with the marriage she tends to do a lot more for her husband, which has a positive effect on his life,” said Deborah Carr, a professor in the Department of Sociology, School of Arts and Science. ”Men tend to be less vocal about their relationships and their level of marital unhappiness might not be translated to their wives.”
If you want to keep your wife happy, that is what you do.
Lets throw some sexism out there and stir the pot.
Women are very jealous. Going to a bar whether by yourself or with your wife, where other women are at, you might as well throw a truckload of insecurity into your marriage.
Man and wife arrive back home, you make the moves on her for sex, she starts talking about how she saw you looking at another woman. She starts with this, "You were looking at her, why dont you go back to the bar and have sex with her."
Then the fight is on. Yelling, screaming, throwing stuff.
Next thing you know you are sleeping in the garage or in the shed.
Women want security. They want to know her husband is not off with another woman.
You might as well burn your eyes out with battery acid than look at another woman.
What are you pussy whipped? I come and go as i want, she does the same. Works well. She has her hobbies, i have mine, some overlap and some dont. We get plenty of free time and space to each other when wanted.
married almost 6 years now, 19 month old and another on the way :ninja:
Anyone have a friend like this. Used to be the dude first to down a drink and hit on a girl. But now is so locked down, he can't play outside at all anymore.
I have a better one; a friend who is married and will not hang out, with anyone, unless his wife wants to hang out as well. If she does not like the venue, person, food, drink, weather - he does not get to go out,.. because she won't come along. Now, here comes the good part: she hangs out with whomever, whenever and wherever - no questions / no restrictions.
One time, we (this friend and another friend) made plans to see Gravity, in 3D - all were invited (wives, girlfriends, friends, etc.). She did not want to see it in 3D and refused to allow these plans to happen. She insisted on the most out of the way restaurant before the movie, to ensure we were going to be late. She picked the latest time for dinner plans (she is a teacher and was done with work at 4,.. but, didn't want to meet up until 10 or so,.. and there was no reason; i.e. I need to shave my back). And, she would not let go of refusing her husband to see this movie in 3D,.. because she wanted to see the movie without 3D. And, none of this was stated from her (in the e-mail exchange), my friend typed all these rules out, with her CC;ed.
Anyway, none of the other women wanted to come along (they were disgusted with her behavior and agreed they would NOT show up, to make her not show up - she would be the only girl in the party) and we (the guys) ended up eating at normal after work hours, saw the movie at a normal time after dinner. And, we all were done before midnight (her plans would have been see the movie AT midnight,.. so she could complain it's too late and ditch it last second).
My friend was punished for this act of defiance; we did not get to hang out with him for 1 full year.
Man must be free, not locked down like a criminal or zoo animal.
Anyone have a friend like this. Used to be the dude first to down a drink and hit on a girl. But now is so locked down, he can't play outside at all anymore.
Im giving him a hard time about it. But i guess his wife knows how we were in school and doesn't think we are good influences. Lol. What a bunch of crap
Anyone who looks solicits advice on how to poison their wife, does deserve to be locked down like a criminal.
Going out with friends, especially at a bar, is pretty much the lowest priority on my list. I got married and had kids for a reason.
Also, couples with no kids are the worst friends for couples who have kids. They are almost always selfish and don't realize the world doesn't revolve around their dog. The world doesn't revolve around my kids either, but I never get the bullshit from my friends with kids that I seem to always get from the ones without kids. They simply can't understand why we don't want to go meet somewhere at 9 PM or why we get pissed off when they are 30 minutes late. Frankly, I wouldn't want to go out that late anyway because I'm not a fucking teenager, but being stupid enough to even suggest it to someone with a 3 year old is a level of stupidity I can't understand. For this reason as well as many others, I focus on my family and I'm happier as a result. It's way more fun to hang out with my wife and kids anyway.
29 years old
married for 7.5 years
5 year old girl and 3 year old boy
It's selfish to invite people to events? I could see if they got upset you couldn't go, but hey at least they invite you. I don't invite my friends who have kids to most things simply because I don't want them to ask to bring their kids. Otherwise I have to make sure to pick a location that doesn't allow kids so I can invite them. Not to mention how kids these days act in public. I'm embarrassed to sit at at able with some of my friend's children.
It's selfish to invite people to events? I could see if they got upset you couldn't go, but hey at least they invite you. I don't invite my friends who have kids to most things simply because I don't want them to ask to bring their kids. Otherwise I have to make sure to pick a location that doesn't allow kids so I can invite them. Not to mention how kids these days act in public. I'm embarrassed to sit at at able with some of my friend's children.