From the "Obvious Statement" Files

[joebloggs10]

"Jersey Shore a Herpes Haven"

"Celebrity Rehab" and "Jersey Shore" are so worried about sexually transmitted diseases that they pass out medication "like M&Ms" to cast members, the New York Post reported Friday.

In a roundtable discussion of reality show execs published in The Hollywood Reporter, SallyAnn Salsano, creator of "Jersey Shore," said STDs are a constant concern.

"I do a full medical (for cast members), but I also do a lot of STD stuff," she said.

"The network (VH1) requires me to do stuff with my patients that has no relevance to anything," said Dr. Drew Pinsky, the host of "Celebrity Rehab."

"Like everyone on the set has to take (herpes medication) Valtrex."

"We hand it out like M&Ms," Salsano said. "'Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex!' It's like a herpes nest. They're all in there mixing it up."

The blurb reads a lot less pervasive than the tagline, but that's still a "Really? No kidding!" statement about the show being a herpes nest.

 

[dpearson]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[AndroidVageta]

Thats nice to know that theyre all sluts and whores...did not know this...wait...

 

[zinfamous]

if ever a thread warranted the oft-infractioned Frozen Anal Beads tag, this is the thread.