Originally posted by: Mem
I know if it was my wife she would get a nice new laptop...
Now if it was my mother-in-law she would probably get ME installed .
LoL!
My mother-in-law bought a fancy new lappy - Vista Home with 512MB RAM. OMG, was it s-l-o-w!!! I guess Best Buy doesn't like old bags any more than you do...
I bought her 2GB RAM for her Christmas present - no kidding!
It's kind of ironic that this thread involves wives... and male fantasies...
I was telling my wife I wanted to buy a netbook last weekend. She didn't even know what that was, so I explained it to her. On Monday, she said she thinks I should buy one, so she can have my 'old' lappy - you know - my 'old' x64 multimedia lappy with 4GB RAM, 4GB ReadyBoost, DVD burner, 320GB 7200RPM Travelstar with Vista HP SP2 beta and openSUSE 11.1 KDE 4 dual-booted on it.
I told her, "Yeah, nice try! Where's my breakfast?"
Heh! She wants it so she can leave it on the island in the kitchen, put her recipes on it, and do email while cooking, without having to walk back n' forth to the 'computer room'.
Really, how much of a computer does the average wife need? And, I don't mean that in a condescending way! Just being realistic! Mostly, wives just want something that works - that's all - and husbands are always goofing around with their machines, trying to impress them with how much they know...
You know what my wife did tonight?!??!? She used Excel to make an office pool. One of her co-workers is having a baby, and they wanna place bets on the delivery date, and how much it weighs. Hello?!?!? She needs a fast lappy for that???
I told her she can use my netbook, if and when I get one... maybe...
Truth! Women are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves! All they need you for is a sperm donor, so they can have kids, and some financial security in their old age. They could care less about having a fast lappy - that's just an insecure white male fantasy!