But I'm gay
Congratulations! And welcome to the Army! Sure, the military hates you, and you run a good chance of being beaten to death in your sleep by your fellow soldiers, but that doesn't mean they won't draft you anyway! The military has a special policy called "stop gap" where they don't throw you out for being gay during wartime (well, unless you're dead). Lucky you!
So what if I get drafted? In the end, Iraq can't be all that bad
Define "bad." If you don't mind losing total control over your life (and a few limbs), leaving your friends and family behind, spending the next two to five years wearing heavy clothes in 120 degree desert heat with 40 pounds of gear on your back, passing every second of every day looking out for snipers and car bombs waiting to blow your head off, and watching your new best friends and innocent men, women and children get blown to bits in front of your eyes, then sure, assuming you even live to tell about it, it's not that bad.