Fun with telemarketer

[StageLeft]

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[Xzaver]

OMG LOL =P

Regards,
-Xzaver-

 

[pac1085]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[PCAddict]

That's a pretty good one.

 

[pen^2]

damn, thats some pretty funny stuff

 

[yakko]

I read that on some chicks site. She had a bunch of stuff like that as well. Thanks to the format the site is lost.

 

[DaBoneHead]

What? What!?! WHAT!?!?!?!

 

[fdiskboy]

Very humorous.

 

[DaBoneHead]

4-Get it... I clicked on the link twice and nothing happened. Now it is working, I don't know what was wrong.... must have been a microsoft plot or something...

 

[ArkAoss]

ha ha ha h tears in my eyes

 

[kranky]

I've had fun using this approach (I read about someone using it years ago, it works just as well today).

Telemarketer: Good evening sir, I'm Annoyo-man from Shoddy Remodelers. We're having a half-price sale on new CrystalClear windows this month and wanted to know if Tuesday at 7 PM would be a convenient time to have our consultant stop by to give you an estimate. Or would Wednesday at 8 PM be better for you?

Me: Tuesday at 7 would be great! Half-price windows, you say?

TM: Yes! This is our best price ever on these top-quality windows. That's great, I'll have our consultant stop by on Tuesday around 7 PM. Can I just confirm your address?

Me: Can he bring turnips?

TM: So, you're at 1313 Mockingbird...turnips?

Me: Yes, can he bring turnips?

TM: Uh, I'm sorry, I don't understand. Did you say "turnips"?

Me: Yes, I'd like him to bring some turnips.

TM: Uh...

Me: That figures! I had a guy here last week to estimate windows, but he wouldn't bring any turnips. He had to leave, so I'm still looking to get new windows.

TM: <click>

The best part is they obviously make some notation that you are a lunatic and will never call back.

 

[ManSnake]

No bump, don't need any bump!

 

[urbantechie]

LOL

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

 

[irie]

That was a good one.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Personally I either just keep an air horn handy;

Me: &quot;Can you hold on just a minute?&quot;
Them: &quot;Sure.&quot;
Place air horn next to telephone reciever and depress button on air horn. Hang up.

Or, the following method when I'm feeling lazy;

Them: &quot;Good evening, I'm calling from <insert company here>. How are you doing tonight sir?&quot;
Me: &quot;I'm doing fine except some jackass keeps calling me about credit cards and long distance services.&quot;
Them: <click>

Maybe I'll get real ambitious someday and do something like what you guys have done, but I'm just a bit on the lazy side.

Aaron Meyer

 

[Cable God]

hehehehe, good one.... blow their earphones off