Originally posted by: RalphKramden
What do you call a cannibal that eats another cannibal?
A cannibal.
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I've heard a lot of funny jokes, but the one that strikes me as the funniest was the cannibal one that I read on the Internet back in 92, must have been the simplicity in it.
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks: Does this taste funny to you?
Still LMAO whenever I think of it.
Originally posted by: yobarman
Why does Hellan Keller need two hands to masturbate?
One to do it, and one to moan.
Originally posted by: GermyBoy
None of these are the funniest jokes I've ever heard.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
Originally posted by: RalphKramden
How about the perennial:
What did the canibal do when he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Originally posted by: Kyteland
I'm sorry, but a study has already found the funniest joke.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
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Originally posted by: Kyteland
I'm sorry, but a study has already found the funniest joke.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
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Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I've heard a lot of funny jokes, but the one that strikes me as the funniest was the cannibal one that I read on the Internet back in 92, must have been the simplicity in it.
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks: Does this taste funny to you?
Still LMAO whenever I think of it.
Originally posted by: acidvoodoo
Originally posted by: RalphKramden
What do you call a cannibal that eats another cannibal?
A cannibal.
lmao
Originally posted by: RalphKramden
How about the perennial:
What did the canibal do when he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Originally posted by: Kyteland
I'm sorry, but a study has already found the funniest joke.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
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