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Originally posted by: brentman
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.
Originally posted by: Kyteland
I'm sorry, but a study has already found the funniest joke.LinkSherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Originally posted by: brentman
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.
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THAT JUST FVCKING PISSES ME OFF
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Originally posted by: ThePresence
You are easily amused.
Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Originally posted by: brentman
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.
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THAT JUST FVCKING PISSES ME OFF
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Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Originally posted by: brentman
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.
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THAT JUST FVCKING PISSES ME OFF
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Originally posted by: diamondgoat53
Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Originally posted by: brentman
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.
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THAT JUST FVCKING PISSES ME OFF
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thousands of women battered each year, and here i've been eating mine plain.
Originally posted by: Kyteland
I'm sorry, but a study has already found the funniest joke.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
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Originally posted by: Salvador
Oh no.. This reminds me of those old "dead baby" jokes.
What's grosser than a truck full of dead baby's? A truck full of dead baby's with one live one eating its way out.
Sal
Originally posted by: yobarman
Why does Hellan Keller need two hands to masturbate?
One to do it, and one to moan.
Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Originally posted by: brentman
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing you already told her twice.
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THAT JUST FVCKING PISSES ME OFF
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Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I've heard a lot of funny jokes, but the one that strikes me as the funniest was the cannibal one that I read on the Internet back in 92, must have been the simplicity in it.
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks: Does this taste funny to you?
Still LMAO whenever I think of it.
Originally posted by: diamondgoat53<br
thousands of women battered each year, and here i've been eating mine plain.