Funniest Joke I've ever heard.

[orion7144]

Another Blonde joke.

Did you know that 23% of all blonds are "Touch typests"


The other 77% are "Hunt N Peckers"

 

[DrVos]

Another Cannibal joke:

What did the woman cannibal do when her husband came home late for dinner?



She gave him a could shoulder!

 

[koolhand]

Okie, here's a personal one I ripped fr. a friend:

What do you mean we're not progressive enough!? Give us some credit, when this town was founded in 1903
we named it Hershey, not Himhe.


(The above will be trademarked & copyrighted for bumper sticker sakes, cannot be used without permission).

 

[RIGorous1]

Here's one that I still laugh at:

its called "Fart Football"

A guy decides to go a gay bar curious as to what goes on and how it differs from his local bar. So, he goes in and gets boozed up, then decides to make small talk with the regulars. Intrigued they offered him to play fart football. Trying to fit in he asks "How do you play?" They reply, "Its simple, all you gotta do is pull down your pants like this, and crack the loudest fart you can, and then Call 'Touchdown'! (pulls up his pants) Then the guy with the loudest fart wins". Simple enough, decides the man, so he drinks some more and says "Ok I got a good one ready". So the man pulls down his pants, bends over and just as he is about to fart one of the guys jumps infront and yells "BLOCKED!"

 

[RIGorous1]

what do you guys think of my joke eh?

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: RIGorous1
what do you guys think of my joke eh?

It must have been a very painful experience for you, but it's good you can look back on it and laugh.

 

[RIGorous1]

you lifer's crack me up... :beer:

 

[SaigonK]

Ok i got one for ya I heard...


Q. How do you kow your wife is dead?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up!

OH!

 

[Evadman]

A priest, a hunter and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals. The cannibals tell the 3 men that they will be eaten, and their skin will be used for boats. but the cannibals are not total barbarians, and let each decide how to die.

The priest says, "God will provide". and is struck down on the spot. The hunter says, "Got it covered". and shoots himself with his trusty S&W. The New Yorker asks for a fork.

The cannibals are confused, but give him a fork. the New Yorker then proceeds to start stabbing himself over and over. the Cannibals are in a stupor. One yells, "What the hell is wrong with you?!?"

the New Yorker screams, "Fvck your boat!"

 

[ynot167]

What't the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?








A rooster goes COCKADOODLEDOO!




A prostitute goes ANYCOCKILDOO!

 

[ynot167]

READ OUT LOUD AND FAST!


EYE SOFA KING READ TODD DID

 

[CurtisEbear]

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

























give the b!tch a shovel.

 

[CaptainKahuna]

bump for a great thread

 

[juiio]

Best blonde joke ever.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: juiio
Best blonde joke ever.

Worst joke ever. Only blondes think it's funny because they fell for it

 

[juiio]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: juiio
Best blonde joke ever.

Worst joke ever. Only blondes think it's funny because they fell for it

Maybe not funny, but I think it is pretty clever in the fact that it spans many forums.

 

[mjquilly]

a termite w/ bad teeth walks into a bar and asks "where is the bar tender"?