Move to the war thread?Originally posted by: XZeroII
Violence solves everything. If it's not fixing the problem, you're not using enough of it.
Hahah... that's just greatOriginally posted by: FrankyJunior
HA HA HA HA HA!!Originally posted by: diamondgoat53<br
thousands of women battered each year, and here i've been eating mine plain.
You guys are botching all sorts of jokes ...this one is much more funny with the punchline, "So they match all the other household appliances."Originally posted by: kermalou
Why do women wear white on their wedding night?
so they match the washing machine and dryer
Originally posted by: TheUnhappyCamper
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I've heard a lot of funny jokes, but the one that strikes me as the funniest was the cannibal one that I read on the Internet back in 92, must have been the simplicity in it.
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks: Does this taste funny to you?
Still LMAO whenever I think of it.
That joke sucks. I didn't even chuckle. This is definitely not deserving of it's own thread.
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I've heard a lot of funny jokes, but the one that strikes me as the funniest was the cannibal one that I read on the Internet back in 92, must have been the simplicity in it.
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks: Does this taste funny to you?
Still LMAO whenever I think of it.
Originally posted by: toant103
Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I've heard a lot of funny jokes, but the one that strikes me as the funniest was the cannibal one that I read on the Internet back in 92, must have been the simplicity in it.
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks: Does this taste funny to you?
Still LMAO whenever I think of it.
i don't get it
Originally posted by: InFecTed
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. A female flight attendant, aware of the traveler's predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies' room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he noticed that next to the toilet paper rolls, there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. His curiosity got the best of him and he disregarded what she said. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!" So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature warm air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Ahh," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!" So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable powder puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great!" he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies' room of the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the 'Automatic Tampon Removal' button."
Originally posted by: RonC
What organization uses the acronym DAM?
Ans: Mothers Against Dyslexia