Funniest name you've seen?

[tec699]

i poo my pants.
i have aids.

 

[mordantmonkey]

in AoEII
King Ahsram
in diablo 2
Goet Sceks

 

[3point14]

I liked to use ones like...

racist rabbi, cross-eyed crotch cannibal, flop sweat, and creamy christian w/ broccoli

 

[PingSpike]

Dead&Bloated
Harriet Tubman's Underground Railroad

I usually just make up random names all the time, recents that I remember were:
Atomic Turd Storm
Solar Powered Vibrator
Dump Truck Full of Naked Girls
X-treme Banana Assault

 

[DeadByDawn]

Some of my favorites were:

Sheik Yerbouti
Fission Chips
Kernel Sanders

 

[tk149]

One-Man-Clan (he was pretty good, actually)
A Three Year Old (so such-and-such was blasted by A Three Year Old)

I have a friend who likes to use names like:

Hand Solo

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: Horus

Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Quake III - Cereal Killer

OMFG I know that guy!!! He goes by ZCereal now.

Uh, I've used that name before, too.. even in Quake II...

 

[Garet Jax]

AnalDevastator

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Gibsons

Ivegotcandy Getinthevan

This is the username of somebody here. He only had like 8 posts.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: cubby1223
Whenever we played lan games back in college, I always named myself after another guy's mother or girlfriend, so when I was killed, for instance, it would flash across their screen "Johnson's Mom was killed"

ADD - another good one was for Starcraft using the name "Closed" so that everyone at the chat screen would keep yelling at the creater to open up the slot.

vote for most clever

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Gibsons

Ivegotcandy Getinthevan

This is the username of somebody here. He only had like 8 posts.

and most funny random fact

 

[totalcommand]

FrodoCanSuckMyScroto

 

[Dean]

I always try to pick goofy names like:

NikNakPaddyWak, ZippityDooDah!, PoopyPants, CampyBerkowitz, Hugz N' Kisses, Kimbles N Gibs

 

[nj]

Originally posted by: cirthix
LEEEERROOYYYYYYYYY nnnnyyghJENKINS!

I love that video.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: totalcommand
FrodoCanSuckMyScroto

hahaha

 

[tocoolformyself]

A clan that goes by the G-Unit names.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Shaving Ryan's Privates

 

[Kerouactivist]

I had a character on galaxies once named Etah Benduwah....

I thought it was funny

I also had chef character that was fat and named chunky love

 

[Evadman]

My Fav's from Tribes 2 that I remember
Dog From Duck Hunt
Smurfette
Urinal Mint
Emergency Chimp (This implies there is a regular chimp somewhere )
Biggus Dickus
WhoseButtStank
A Lumpy Turd
Icreatedmyownscreenname
Liquid Sin
an old baglady
Rumpofsteelskin
Lizard of Oz
Got Karma
Sir Campolot
SantiClaws
NotInFacePlz
HowDoYouGetCumOutOfCatHair :disgust:
Assless Pants
Ping the Merciless (Awesome! Blaster away!)
Fitty Tucker
Nard Hipples
Ducking Fyslexic
Dr. Theopolis (sp?)
Big Schwartz

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: Evadman
My Fav's from Tribes 2 that I remember
Dog From Duck Hunt
Smurfette
Urinal Mint
Emergency Chimp (This implies there is a regular chimp somewhere )
Biggus Dickus
WhoseButtStank
A Lumpy Turd
Icreatedmyownscreenname
Liquid Sin
an old baglady
Rumpofsteelskin
Lizard of Oz
Got Karma
Sir Campolot
SantiClaws
NotInFacePlz
HowDoYouGetCumOutOfCatHair :disgust:
Assless Pants
Ping the Merciless (Awesome! Blaster away!)
Fitty Tucker
Nard Hipples
Ducking Fyslexic
Dr. Theopolis (sp?)
Big Schwartz

LOL - I remember those guys. In fact, "Assless Pants" and "Dr. Theopolis" were two guys who were from my clan back in the day. (Although I always thought "Assless Chaps" sounded funnier)

Another one:
Obi-Wan Shinobi (the ninja Jedi!)

 

[UncleWai]

three and a half angry inches <--- from CS

That has to be the best name ever

 

[davestar]

OMGimplayingCSontheinterweb

 

[Elcs]

Constantly Dead

 

[chuckywang]

bump cause i want to hear more!

 

[bootymac]

Ivegotcandy Getinthevan

LMAO

 

[SWScorch]

I've used DeathPenis and A Defenseless Kitty before which seemed to amuse at least a few people.