Funny Bush quote from his press conference.

"Gas can only be transported by ship when you liquefy it - you know, put it in solid form."

04/28/2005

 

[Sex Smurf]

I laughed and cried at the same time.

 

[Tiamat]

LOL

 

[AbAbber2k]

Wow... just... wow.

 

[Sheepathon]

hhhahahaha Chimpy McFlightSuit is awesome

 

[kyparrish]

cap?

 

[Chronoshock]

haha

 

[Ninepepper]

Jon Stewart just wrote that down

 

[computeerrgghh]

Was gonna post that... beat me to it.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Ninepepper
Jon Stewart just wrote that down

:thumbsup:

God I wish I got Comedy Central over here.

 

[everman]

I'm guessing it's too late for Jay Leno or Conan tonight, hopefully tomorrow

 

[RedCOMET]

I can't wait to see the new rip away calender that will be printed after this guy is done with his term.
The kind with all the quotes that make him look like an A$$

 

[Ninepepper]

The molecules of a solid are limited to vibration about a fixed position.

The molecules of a liquid are free to move throughout the liquid but are held from escaping from the liquid by intermolecular forces

Source

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

This man has won not one but two terms as President.

Sigh . . .

 

[markgm]

I'm kinda embarassed to be watching this. Hopefully I can bribe someone to rip this portion of history from the books. ;-)

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: jumpr
"Gas can only be transported by ship when you liquefy it - you know, put it in solid form."

04/28/2005

I think that Jay Leno is right. Bush makes more sense and speaks even more fluently when he is speaking in Spanish

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

:disgust: lol

 

[RedCOMET]

Its shame he's doing this during primetime. Does he have to compete with the other forms of crap thats on tv.

He should be speaking during late night hours. he's just as funny as jay, conan, etc. Well maybe not funny , just stupid when he speaks, but that no reason for him not to do it.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: jumpr
"Gas can only be transported by ship when you liquefy it - you know, put it in solid form."

04/28/2005

I think that Jay Leno is right. Bush makes more sense and speaks even more fluently when he is speaking in Spanish

hahah... actually... i wonder if all that coke impaired his ability to think in english, so he thinks in spanish?

 

[Rebasxer]

I liked when he said "well the price of crude oil affects the price of gasoline"

no sh1t....

 

[Ninepepper]

Christ...

every q by the reporters need to be prefaced with "please answer with a yes or no"

example:

"do you feel we are limited....troop...strength"

HE WON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION

he laid it off on a military chief:

"he said no"

 

[saxophonoia]

hahah yeah that was hilarious

 

[Maetryx]

Hmmm. I think I can help here. "Solid waste" includes solids, liquids and sludges, but not gases. Of course, that only applies if he was talking about waste. He wasn't. So this doens't help. I tried, Mr. Bush.

 

[UF Jspec]

How about those Uranians with their enriched uranium?

This is painful to watch!

 

[morkinva]

Who is this clown interrupting my survivor palau?