Funny Door to Door Salesman

BoomerD

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I've had a couple of door-to-door salesmen very similar over the years. They really have their rap down...unfortunately, their products never actually live up to the hype.
 

Exterous

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Jun 20, 2006
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He's funny. I would probably buy whatever cleaner he was selling just because of his personality
 

BoomerD

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Feb 26, 2006
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Really? Huh - we must be in a talent slump over here. Most of the door to door salemen are pricks, overly pushy or mumble

It's always been guys like him, young black guys selling some kind of "wonder cleaner."
 

Leros

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Jul 11, 2004
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I've had a couple of door-to-door salesmen very similar over the years. They really have their rap down...unfortunately, their products never actually live up to the hype.

Yup. The stuff in his test bottle is probably 10x stronger than the stuff he's actually selling.
 

Kaekae

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OMG he never quits, he just keeps on going with the jokes pouring out of his mouth. Guy has talent, I was laughing my arse off!
 

Pardus

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Yup. The stuff in his test bottle is probably 10x stronger than the stuff he's actually selling.

Exactly. You would have to be an idiot to pay $35 for a no-name house cleaner. If the product doesn't work out, he won't come back with a refund.
 

Dr. Zaus

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I'm not into racist jokes; even if it's someone making fun of his own race. I don't like people using the name of Jesus to sell me shit. I don't like people annoying me and suggesting that if I pay-them they'll go away. I don't like being primed to think supporting poor people not contributing to society through direct hand-outs is, in any way, helping anyone. I don't like that he intentional left information out (such as the potency of the bottle he just used) and let you fill it in with information he did give you (ie: see it's never been opened). I don't like when pan-handlers (which he is) do a half-job on something so that you must pay them or else have a half-done job (wind-shields and the like, you know?).

What I don't like most is that he's essentially putting on a modern one-man blackface minstrel show.

As such I would have shut him down and then given him a chance to speak, like a human instead of a pre-programmed-racist-joke-bot, about what he was selling. If he went into his shtick I would shut him down and point out where he was logically wrong.

I'm also a hell of a lot of fun to try and sell a car to.
 

thereds

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Apr 4, 2000
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I'm not into racist jokes; even if it's someone making fun of his own race. I don't like people using the name of Jesus to sell me shit. I don't like people annoying me and suggesting that if I pay-them they'll go away. I don't like being primed to think supporting poor people not contributing to society through direct hand-outs is, in any way, helping anyone. I don't like that he intentional left information out (such as the potency of the bottle he just used) and let you fill it in with information he did give you (ie: see it's never been opened). I don't like when pan-handlers (which he is) do a half-job on something so that you must pay them or else have a half-done job (wind-shields and the like, you know?).

What I don't like most is that he's essentially putting on a modern one-man blackface minstrel show.

As such I would have shut him down and then given him a chance to speak, like a human instead of a pre-programmed-racist-joke-bot, about what he was selling. If he went into his shtick I would shut him down and point out where he was logically wrong.

I'm also a hell of a lot of fun to try and sell a car to.

 

DayLaPaul

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I'm not into racist jokes; even if it's someone making fun of his own race. I don't like people using the name of Jesus to sell me shit. I don't like people annoying me and suggesting that if I pay-them they'll go away. I don't like being primed to think supporting poor people not contributing to society through direct hand-outs is, in any way, helping anyone. I don't like that he intentional left information out (such as the potency of the bottle he just used) and let you fill it in with information he did give you (ie: see it's never been opened). I don't like when pan-handlers (which he is) do a half-job on something so that you must pay them or else have a half-done job (wind-shields and the like, you know?).

What I don't like most is that he's essentially putting on a modern one-man blackface minstrel show.

As such I would have shut him down and then given him a chance to speak, like a human instead of a pre-programmed-racist-joke-bot, about what he was selling. If he went into his shtick I would shut him down and point out where he was logically wrong.

I'm also a hell of a lot of fun to try and sell a car to.

Geez, lighten up, Francis. It wasn't that bad.
 

Q

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Jul 21, 2005
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Props to that guy, won't be long before he gets a 'real' job from someone discovering him on Youtube.
 

TecHNooB

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I haven't watched the vid yet, but it seems that old's law has been broken?
 

Leros

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Just had an awesome black door to door salesman. His first line was: "Hey I'm a black guy, but don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you".
 
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