Funny incident from a party the other night

[bcterps]

I think we need more pics in order to truly confirm your rating of 8/10.

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: Vinfinite
I don't get it...how is it funny?

Answer:

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
There ought to be a law...

 

[RagingBITCH]

Wow, you can wear big boy pants now! Congrats!

 

[GasX]

This isn't a funny episode. this is the pathetic self-centered ramblings of someone too in love with themselves to think that some story about them being a tool to some other tool at a party and then talking to other people about fighting each other is not at all interesting or funny to other people.

If you are trying to practice your story telling skills, get some worth practicing
If you are trying to show how much of a badass you are, you failed.
If you are trying to show how much of a loser in comparison to you the other guy is, I'll give you 1/10 points. The comparison is like saying my sh1t smells worse that yours - who cares, sh1t smells.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: buck
What made you think this would be a good thread to post? Is this a parody? This is the biggest douchebag thread I have read this year.

His post only comes off as moderately douchbagesque.

Let some air out of that ego OP before it pops and you hurt yourself.

The douchebagery in this douchebags post is at record breaking levels.

 

[Yreka]

Originally posted by: Modeps
I read the topic, then read the story, then wondered where the funny was.

.. in the replies.. always in the replies.

Witness

wow another guy on the web who is a stud and has a hot ex!

A textual interpretation of paint drying.

You're pretty cool, how can I subscribe to your newsletter?

Now if only he'd wanted a dance-off instead of a fight...

Do you kiss your biceps in the morning?

What made you think this would be a good thread to post? Is this a parody? This is the biggest douchebag thread I have read this year.

Please remove me from your mailing list.

your vocab word of the week is FUNNY quiz on Friday

>and my personal favorite< You're more badass than the powerglove.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Nutdotnet
Man...you guys are giving this guy WAY too hard of a time...jesus...

Its ATOT!

This thread is funny. A lot of funny comments :thumbsup:

It isn't cool to dog on some guy ex/ gf/ SO. Pictures do not tell the whole story and most are often crap in the first place. Most girls look very average in photo's but in real life they can look A LOT better.

BJJ and Judo are cool.

It is good you didn't fight the guy. Fight in self defense if you have to. In most cases you can walk away fine. There is no shame in walking away if you don't have to fight.

Koing

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: sniperruff
wow you are so awesome.

 

[zinfamous]

come back when there is an actual story to tell? This fails on all accounts... :thumbsdown:

 

[DainBramaged]

 

[slimrhcp]

Originally posted by: benchiu
I think we need more pics in order to truly confirm your rating of 8/10.

Ask and you shall receive:

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/slimrhcp/4.jpg

Pic taken last week I believe.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: slimrhcp

Originally posted by: benchiu
I think we need more pics in order to truly confirm your rating of 8/10.

Ask and you shall receive:

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/slimrhcp/4.jpg

Pic taken last week I believe.

Please...make it stop.

MotionMan

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: slimrhcp

Originally posted by: MyStupidMouth
woah a year and a half of bjj and judo? lol. young Grasshopper.

I'm not claiming to be a professional fighter or anything. I never said I belonged in UFC. The fact of the matter is that in the year and a half I've learned a lot. Think about it, in a year and a half of college, most people spent their free time drinking. I believe I used my time a little more wisely, and I think I've gotten a little bit more out of my time invested.

Originally posted by: Wapp
OP's Ex is sporting a Muffin Top in that photo he posted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top

Thanks for pointing out the muffin top. That pic was taken in Saint Martin at the tail end of a 10 day cruise. See if you don't pick up a couple pounds after a cruise. That pic was taken in January of 2006. In that pic she probably weighed 135lbs; as I said before she goes about 128lbs now.

If anyone doesn't think the thread is funny that's fine. It was funny at the time. But there's no reason to be an @$$hole. I'm certain the people trolling this thread get tons of pvssy...of the phantom variety. Like I said before had I beaten the guy up then I would be a jerk for injurying someone to whom I'm physically superior.

Actually, the thread is a whole lot funnier now. Watching you trying to justify yourself and your ex looks desperate at best

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: slimrhcp

Originally posted by: benchiu
I think we need more pics in order to truly confirm your rating of 8/10.

Ask and you shall receive:

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/slimrhcp/4.jpg

Pic taken last week I believe.

Keep digging that hole!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: slimrhcp

Originally posted by: MyStupidMouth
woah a year and a half of bjj and judo? lol. young Grasshopper.

I'm not claiming to be a professional fighter or anything. I never said I belonged in UFC. The fact of the matter is that in the year and a half I've learned a lot. Think about it, in a year and a half of college, most people spent their free time drinking. I believe I used my time a little more wisely, and I think I've gotten a little bit more out of my time invested.

Originally posted by: Wapp
OP's Ex is sporting a Muffin Top in that photo he posted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top

Thanks for pointing out the muffin top. That pic was taken in Saint Martin at the tail end of a 10 day cruise. See if you don't pick up a couple pounds after a cruise. That pic was taken in January of 2006. In that pic she probably weighed 135lbs; as I said before she goes about 128lbs now.

If anyone doesn't think the thread is funny that's fine. It was funny at the time. But there's no reason to be an @$$hole. I'm certain the people trolling this thread get tons of pvssy...of the phantom variety. Like I said before had I beaten the guy up then I would be a jerk for injurying someone to whom I'm physically superior.

Actually, the thread is a whole lot funnier now. Watching you trying to justify yourself and your ex looks desperate at best

sometimes you just have to dig the story out from lack of material...

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: slimrhcp

Originally posted by: MyStupidMouth
woah a year and a half of bjj and judo? lol. young Grasshopper.

I'm not claiming to be a professional fighter or anything. I never said I belonged in UFC. The fact of the matter is that in the year and a half I've learned a lot. Think about it, in a year and a half of college, most people spent their free time drinking. I believe I used my time a little more wisely, and I think I've gotten a little bit more out of my time invested.

Originally posted by: Wapp
OP's Ex is sporting a Muffin Top in that photo he posted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top

Thanks for pointing out the muffin top. That pic was taken in Saint Martin at the tail end of a 10 day cruise. See if you don't pick up a couple pounds after a cruise. That pic was taken in January of 2006. In that pic she probably weighed 135lbs; as I said before she goes about 128lbs now.

If anyone doesn't think the thread is funny that's fine. It was funny at the time. But there's no reason to be an @$$hole. I'm certain the people trolling this thread get tons of pvssy...of the phantom variety. Like I said before had I beaten the guy up then I would be a jerk for injurying someone to whom I'm physically superior.

if you knew you were going to be bashed either way, why post at all?

 

[EGGO]

A+++++ THREAD. WILL SUBSCRIBE AND READ MORE!!!!

 

[imported_Pablo]

hahaha muffin top... lol...

 

[OpenThirdEye]

This thread delivers!

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: buck

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: buck
What made you think this would be a good thread to post? Is this a parody? This is the biggest douchebag thread I have read this year.

His post only comes off as moderately douchbagesque.

Let some air out of that ego OP before it pops and you hurt yourself.

The douchebagery in this douchebags post is at record breaking levels.

I'll concede that his continued replies are ratcheting it up the scale...

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
404: funny not found

 

[Steve]

I think the new pic of the ex is pretty cute.

 

[Eeezee]

You're a loser

 

[hydroponik]

All we need is the Icy Hot Stunnaz pic, and this thread would be complete.

 

[GrantMeThePower]

Best example of the truism that: A Thread is Made By Its Replies, Not by the OP.