Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow
managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in
a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get
his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just
about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden
. . .POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little
old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature!
Do you know how long it took me to make those
buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter
for your popcorn the rest of your life; better
still; you won't have any butter for your toast for
the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you
won't have any butter for anything the rest of your
life! " THEN POOF!....she was gone.
After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for
his friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy
willows." Harry yells back...
"DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake,
DON'T SWING!!"
managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in
a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get
his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just
about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden
. . .POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little
old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature!
Do you know how long it took me to make those
buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter
for your popcorn the rest of your life; better
still; you won't have any butter for your toast for
the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you
won't have any butter for anything the rest of your
life! " THEN POOF!....she was gone.
After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for
his friend, Fred.
"Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy
willows." Harry yells back...
"DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake,
DON'T SWING!!"