Funny Joke of the Day

[JJChicken]

With her back laid against the top of the Empire State Building, Wonder woman was spread like an eagle. Superman saw this and flew in like a bullet, did his thing, and flew off. Puzzled, wonder woman asks out loud, "what in the world was that". Invisible man gets up and says "I'm not too sure, but it sure was painful".

 

[Biggerhammer]

Oldsmoboat reigns supreme.

 

[Jeeebus]

laws are not meant to be broken.

 

[IronWing]

Why can't Napoleon play the piano?










He's dead.

 

[Newbian]

Old joke that was never really funny.


Yep that sounds about right.

 

[natto fire]

Old joke, and easily the poorest I have ever heard it delivered.

 

[SonnyDaze]

oh no lulz

 

[TehMac]

Hahahahahahaha, that was pretty funny.

 

[cKGunslinger]

I heard this in 3rd grade. I didn't even get it in 3rd grade, but it was still delivered about 10x better than this:

"One day, Superman was out flying above Metropolis, horny as hell. He then happened to spy Wonder Woman lying naked on the roof of a building.
'What the hell,' he thought. 'I'm so fast, she'll never even know it was me!'
So, quick as lightning, he flew down, rat-a-tat-tat, and flew off again, smiling.
'What was that?!' WW gasped.
'I dunno,' said the Invisible Man, 'but my ass sure is sore!'

 

[Paratus]

FAIL

This joke requires a much longer and funnier setup.

 

[BoomerD]

As usual, Oldsmoboat wins this round.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
As usual, Oldsmoboat wins this round.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy
Old joke, and easily the poorest I have ever heard it delivered.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy
Old joke, and easily the poorest I have ever heard it delivered.

Originally posted by: Newbian
Old joke that was never really funny.


Yep that sounds about right.

These

 

[Squisher]

I used to tell this joke all the time until Kevin Bacon told it in "Hollow Man."

 

[Pegun]

Oldsmoboat FTW. Joke FTL

 

[Fritzo]

You expect us to laugh at a 40 year old joke?

 

[Farang]

How did this joke spread so far.. I heard this before the internets

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Pegun
Oldsmoboat FTW. Joke FTL

I concur! :beer: