Funny Pickup lines.

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: freakflag
Sooooo are you into nunchucks? No?
How about bow hunting?

"napoleon, don't be jealous that i've been chatting online with babes all day. besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: Manzelle

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I don't see why this line wouldn't work.

 

[anxi80]

^ive heard a variation of that: 'what good is a million dollars when you have a bad heart?'

edit: also, try hanging out atm's, find a receipt with a large balance, then when you go to a bar, give a girl your number on the back of that receipt.

 

[caitlion]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Nice shoes. Wanna fvck?

- M4H

that has always been my favorite im not sure why

 

[CastorTroy747]

Can I borrow your phone number? I lost mine.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: anxi80
^ive heard a variation of that: 'what good is a million dollars when you have a bad heart?'

edit: also, try hanging out atm's, find a receipt with a large balance, then when you go to a bar, give a girl your number on the back of that receipt.

You can already buy those on the internet (or make them in photoshop for that matter)

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
You can already buy those on the internet (or make them in photoshop for that matter)

it doesnt work as well when you give the girl a fake atm receipt and its printed on glossy photo paper. i know, i tried.

 

[SuRgEoN]

If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

 

[Whisper]

heard this one a looooong time ago:

Let's go back to my place and do some math: add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

 

[Elbryn]

Excuse me, do you have a little asian in you? no? do you want some?

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: Elbryn
Excuse me, do you have a little asian in you? no? do you want some?

ha! i get it... 'little asian'... lol

 

[GasX]

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

 

[SuRgEoN]

Not sure if you read or not, but I just posted that exact same one4 posts ago..no worries though, i like it

 

[GasX]

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: SuRgEoN
Not sure if you read or not, but I just posted that exact same one4 posts ago..no worries though, i like it

 

[elektrolokomotive]

I put on my robe and Wizard hat!

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Hey baby, did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

...perhaps my new sig?

 

[Ninjja]

your father was a thief, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

blech

 

[Ninjja]

Originally posted by: MrChad
Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know.

Stick out your left hand.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

 

[shuan24]

Originally posted by: MrChad
Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know.

Stick out your left hand.

teh winnar!!!!! :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

 

[ViperSSD]

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
I put on my robe and Wizard hat!

LOL

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: Aztech

Originally posted by: datalink7

Originally posted by: MrChad
Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know.

Stick out your left hand.

LOL!

I don't get it.

I give you exhibit A from the ATOT Thread Hall of Fame.

 

[Beller0ph1]

Originally posted by: MrChad
Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know.

Stick out your left hand.

HAHAHAHA, this has to be the best of the bunch.

 

[chr6]

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
I put on my robe and Wizard hat!

:thumbsup:

 

[Fritzo]

m: Excuse me, you dropped something.

f: I did? What?

m: MY JAW!!!