Funny Wifi SSIDs

[John Connor]

I no your IP

 

[blankslate]

http://www.digitaltrends.com/web/messages-to-neighbors-via-wi-fi-network-names-a-growing-trend/

According to the BBC, many of the names relate to noisy neighbor issues. “Stop wearing heels”, “Stop slamming the door” and simply “shut up” are listed as examples. Perhaps these are the work of desperate people for whom a polite face-to-face request failed, or maybe they simply tremble at the thought of direct confrontation with their noisy neighbor.
Sex, or noisy sex, is also the subject of some network names. “We can hear you having sex” is a common one, while “Stop having so much sex” is also listed.

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/12/30/wifi-for-passive-aggressives/

 

[John Connor]

That just gave me a good one to use. Stay off my lawn!

 

[Red Squirrel]

I like how there's always a couple "linksys" and "dlink" in there too.

You have the fairly standard people that just name it something mediocre, you have the funny ones that put something funny, then you have the retards that have everything set to default, with no password.

 

[Broheim]

I have "it hurts when IP" and "pretty fly for a wifi".

 

[Printer Bandit]

blackinches

 

[digitalbuda]

Mine is "Death to ALL Pickles"

 

[ComputerWizKid]

Mine is WNDR4500 (I bet you one free WiFi that you Can't you guess my routers brand and model)

The 5GHZ band is WNDR4500-5G

I also have a unconnected router (Plugged it power but nothing else) that is named Free_WiFi_Here of course it is unsecured

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Boobie-> (0)(0) -<

One of my neighbor has this. Mine's not broadcasted, who in their right mind broadcasts theirs..

It is largely a myth that not broadcasting your SSID significantly improves security.

http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/2865...hiding-your-wireless-ssid-really-more-secure/

It just makes it a little more challenging for legit users to connect, which is what you don't want.

 

[chin311]

A friend has:

Click here for a free virus

Mine is:

Oh hello

 

[BUTCH1]

"Bitvac"

 

[xanis]

Mine is "LynxInUrSinkz", inspired by this image.

 

[Murloc]

cancer waves?

anyway mine has the default name, and most wifis here just have the router brand/ISP/default name.

 

[sportage]

I started the wifi remaining thing about 6 months ago. I live in a very republican conservative area so... HillaryClinton2016
Did the trick.
But a bitch to log into (no pun)

PS. Maybe,
your fly is open
my thats a big one
red light district
do you feel lucky punk
u talkin 2 me
suck on this
you wife was a nice lay
satanic ceramics club
or to really piss off the neighborhood...
Obama Forever 2016

 

[Minerva]

2.4GHz b/g/n: 10NGP3N15

5.0GHz a/ac/n: 5H0RTP3N15

 

[dawp]

mine is powertrip tho it's currently turned off, have no need for wifi atm.

 

[Wyndru]

College wifi networks are the best, I've seen a few screenshots posted here of some that were hilarious.

This apartment building list has probably already been posted (I think I've seen it here), but it's pretty funny:

Probably fake though, I can't imagine that many people in 1 location all naming their wifi with so many memes/comical names.

 

[Jimzz]

My neighbor's was "We're not racist", never understood why

Mine isn't anything special

You should have made yours "My neighbor's are racist" :sneaky:

 

[Druidx]

Acme Tool Company

 

[Cutterhead]

Dragon Penis Breath

 

[Number1]

For you, how about

Pedonet

SHould keep the visitors to an absolute minimum.

or maybe not D:

 

[rsutoratosu]

I have 6 ap at home, I have
CIA Strike Team
CIA Mobile Surveillance Truck 29
NSA Drone Control

& misc stuff

 

[Sho'Nuff]

My guest network is named Ipeeprofessional. Cause you know, I am an IP (intellectual property) professional.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

You should have made yours "My neighbor's are racist" :sneaky:

How bout : Howdy neighbor I can see you nekked

 

[Red Storm]

Boobie-> (0)(0) -<

One of my neighbor has this. Mine's not broadcasted, who in their right mind broadcasts theirs..

Not everyone lives in the cramped city. For someone to connect to our wifi they'd have to be sitting in our yard.