I've got sort of a different take on fast food places.
I've noticed that it's a chore for these zit faced retards to so much as put a straw in the bag. 9 out of 10 orders is fvcked up, I can count on it as sure as the sun will come up tomorrow.
I've set my mind to the fact that I can't have it my way.
Who's stupider? The guy who can't put a straw in the bag, or the guy who asks the guy who can't put a straw in the bag to make him two cheeseburgers with no cheese and xtra mayo, one burger no onions, two burgers with no tomatoes.
It's best to roll up to the sign, and when they say "Welcome to the only place I can get a job, can I help you?", reply saying "Just look around and put some food in a bag, I don't care what it is. Make sure there's a straw. How much do I owe you?"
I honest to God avoid these places when my patience is short. It's not worth the aggravation.