this isnt taco bell related but I'll share
in high school I worked at Weinershnitzel, one of the only places in this little town open around bar closing time on the weekends
so one night about bar close time, we had this drunk ass redneck in a beat up little old pickup, with manual shift, who was slowly drifting back and forth at the drive thru window, for what reason I'm not sure. he had ordered like $15 worth of food, and had already paid for it. since it was so late we didnt have many people and there were lots of cars backed up, we were behind a little. this guy is yelling thru the window that he better get his food right now goddamit or he was going to leave.
i told him just one more second we had to cook fresh corn dogs for u.. anyway he backs up again in the drive thru and smashes his truck into the car behind him... which happened to be some mexican gangster's lowrider.. the drunkard speeds off, leaving his $15 with no food and smashes into this pole in the drive thru because he turned to sharp and was drunk.. dented the whole side of his truck and stripped paint and all
he speeds off and the thug behind him comes in the store and calls the cops on our phone since he was ramming his car in reverse
anyway we never saw the douche again and we all enjoyed eating his order after closing time =/